PWD 349: "He'll never fight!"

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Someone make a new thread so I can go to bed...possibly with Rex's wife...or two Thai hookers that may or may not both be chicks...whatever...I'm tired at this point and only halfway care.
 
That bum ass :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: got exactly what he deserves. He fucking sucks. He always sucked. Just like his WWE career he thought he was better than he actually was and got fucking destroyed. Hopefully Vince and Triple H give him the Jarrett treatment and blackball his ass. He's burned just about every bridge in life and deserves the karma he's getting. He didn't even throw a punch
 
Just imagine how much worse that beating would've been, without the extra year of prep...
 
punk should've just pulled out with an injury
 
CM Punk...coming to a Bellator Indian Reservation Casino show near you in 2018!
 
You what's going to really be funny...with this result gets over turned by some USADA hijinks and Punk claims victory thanks to his straight edge lifestyle.
 
Technically speaking, the "He's not gonna fight" still rings true, he didn't throw a single punch.
 
But, in the grand scheme of things, it does make for a good comedy show. Millionaire, unhappy with his lot in life decides test himself in the UFC, doesn't fare too well, but won't quit, even when he gets his ass kicked. I could see Jon Favreau in that part for some reason.
 
After watching the post fight press conference. CM Punk is an awesome human being and if you think otherwise, you are in fact the arsehole and not him.
 
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Syd said:
After watching the post fight press conference. CM Punk is an awesome human being and if you think otherwise, you are in fact the arsehole and not him.
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Yeah, I don't get the hate. I'd take twice the ass whoopin' for a quarter of the money. He might have lost, and he might have gotten beaten up, but he's still sitting pretty.
 
Here's why Phil is getting so much hate, he brought it on himself.

When Brock, who from all accounts HATED Pro wrestling when he joined the UFC, couldn't give a shit about it. He joins the UFC, and he said "I had to get out of there, I needed some real competition, and you can't get that in WWE, and when you're eating a fistful of painkillers and drinking a bottle of vodka to numb the pain, and you're travelling every day, I just couldn't take it anymore". and that was it.

Phil on the other hand not only talked shit about wrestling itself, he also talked shit about his colleagues saying "They don't have the balls that I do to do this", he talked shit about the fans of pro wrestling, and just generally acted like the litle prick that he is. Had he just shut his damned mouth and gotten on with it, it wouldn't be anywhere near as bad as it is now.
 
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Here's why Phil is getting so much hate, he brought it on himself.

When Brock, who from all accounts HATED Pro wrestling when he joined the UFC, couldn't give a shit about it. He joins the UFC, and he said "I had to get out of there, I needed some real competition, and you can't get that in WWE, and when you're eating a fistful of painkillers and drinking a bottle of vodka to numb the pain, and you're travelling every day, I just couldn't take it anymore". and that was it.

Phil on the other hand not only talked shit about wrestling itself, he also talked shit about his colleagues saying "They don't have the balls that I do to do this", he talked shit about the fans of pro wrestling, and just generally acted like the litle prick that he is. Had he just shut his damned mouth and gotten on with it, it wouldn't be anywhere near as bad as it is now.
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Doesn't help that his wife acts like she was the second coming of Trish Stratus and surpassed Trish even at times.
 
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But, in the grand scheme of things, it does make for a good comedy show. Millionaire, unhappy with his lot in life decides test himself in the UFC, doesn't fare too well, but won't quit, even when he gets his ass kicked. I could see Jon Favreau in that part for some reason.
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Friends era Courtney Cox > AJ Lee.
 
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