- Joined
- Mar 4, 2014
- Messages
- 73,438
- Reaction score
- 129,309
@Based God @sleepwalk This new episode of the Why Files is really good but so frickin' horrifying
Do you guys remember that story from a couple years ago, where some space aliens were attacking farmers in Brazil and the government claimed it was gold bootleggers with jet packs?
Well AJ appears to have solved the mystery and the truth is worse, much, much worse
To the surprise of no one...
In 2023, something began hunting people in the remote Amazon village of San Antonio de Pintuyacu. Witnesses described seven-foot beings in black armor with glowing yellow eyes, hovering on disc-shaped platforms, hunting for human faces.
Fifteen-year-old Talia barely escaped when two tried to peel the skin from her face with a laser device. She heard them speaking Spanish and English, planning their procedure.
For 500 years, the Ikitu people have told stories of the Pishtaco - pale-skinned beings who steal human fat and faces. Now the legend had returned with advanced technology.
Authorities blamed illegal miners with jetpacks. But the evidence suggests something far more sinister - advanced military technology entwined with a shadowy international trade in human lives.
Do you guys remember that story from a couple years ago, where some space aliens were attacking farmers in Brazil and the government claimed it was gold bootleggers with jet packs?
Well AJ appears to have solved the mystery and the truth is worse, much, much worse
US military contractors are some evil motherfuckers
To the surprise of no one...
In 2023, something began hunting people in the remote Amazon village of San Antonio de Pintuyacu. Witnesses described seven-foot beings in black armor with glowing yellow eyes, hovering on disc-shaped platforms, hunting for human faces.
Fifteen-year-old Talia barely escaped when two tried to peel the skin from her face with a laser device. She heard them speaking Spanish and English, planning their procedure.
For 500 years, the Ikitu people have told stories of the Pishtaco - pale-skinned beings who steal human fat and faces. Now the legend had returned with advanced technology.
Authorities blamed illegal miners with jetpacks. But the evidence suggests something far more sinister - advanced military technology entwined with a shadowy international trade in human lives.
![[<dunn]](http://i.imgur.com/tNvC16j.png "dunn [<dunn]")
