Truth be told, I have to wear suspenders when I wear them big ass giant heavy ass floofy jeans and all that denim weight dragging down on my messed up injured shoulder was having me in agony everytime I went anywhere
Last time I wore jeans was the first time I went to the fair this year and I was miserable from the pain, probably one of the reasons I got irritated and broke up with that gilf chick and sent her home while I stayed at the fair LoL
Next time I went back to the fair for Clint Black I wore shorts and I was so much happier and in a lot less pain so ever since then I been wearing shorts or my old work scrubs when I go somewhere
Was talking about it with Kobe's mom at the dog bar this weekend and she was All In on my plan so that gave me the extra grapefruits I needed to say screw it and decide the rest of ole Pete's life finna be denim free
Now I just gotta find some good big and tall companies to buy a buncha old man that gave up style apparel so I could build me a new ensemble