PWD PWD 1217: Nap Time with CM Punk

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Boy, they sure do let guys have a lotta leeway when they get knocked down in this promotion, that dude was stumbling and bumbling all over the place and the ref was like ehh, he looks good to me
 
How tall is this ring announcer? 6'5?! Never let the announcer outshine the boys. That's day 1 stuff, jack!
 
This fuckin' guy 🙃

TL/DR: Nekkid woman drunk and on shrooms was found in a wrecked car, claims Jones was the driver and fled. Called him, he was wasted and threatened the cop on the phone.


According to the complaint, a member of the Albuquerque Police Department was conducting interviews at the scene of a “two-vehicle collision” in Albuquerque this past February. A woman sitting in the front passenger seat of her vehicle, who was “exhibiting significant signs of intoxication and lacking clothing from the waist down,” told officers that Jones was the driver and had fled the scene on foot.

The woman then called a man she claimed was Jones and allowed a police service aide to speak with him. According to the complaint, Jones “also appeared to be heavily intoxicated and made statements implying his capacity to employ lethal force through third parties” during the phone conversation with the PSA. An APD officer then spoke to Jones on the phone, and “similar allusions to violence were made.” The complaint also states that when both the PSA and the officer tried to get Jones to reveal his identity, “the individual on the phone evaded providing a direct confirmation.”

In follow-up interviews conducted with Jones, he claimed that the woman had been at his residence earlier that evening and then left his home in an “intoxicated state” before contacting him to inform him of the accident. Jones also said that when he spoke to the officer on the phone, the individual “immediately opened the conversation with unprofessional language, which led him to doubt the legitimacy of the individual's claim to be a law enforcement officer.”

Meanwhile, in a separate interview, the woman stated that she arrived at Jones’ home and “subsequently consumed alcohol and ingested psilocybin mushrooms.” She added that she had to change her clothes at Jones’ home and “removed her pants with the intention of having Mr. Jones drive her home to retrieve clothing.”The woman claimed that her next recollection was of being at the“scene of a traffic accident, surrounded by police officers and paramedics.” The complaint states that she remembered the last person to drive her vehicle prior to the accident was Jones. According to the complaint, Jones called the woman 13 times between the time of the crash and 11:34 a.m. the following day.

It is currently unknown why the charge wasn’t filed against Jones until months after the incident. After White’s announcement during the UFC Baku press conference, Jones confirmed his retirement in a statement on social media.

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Paulie Malignaggi finna come outta retirement to fight in this promotion

That'll put butts in seats
 
The Great Outdoors is just now starting on one of these retro movie channels, guess what ole Pete will be watching for about the one millionth time
 
Why did the UFC let go of Mike Goldberg?
It was either cash or creative.

For a shoot, I think Dana always wanted a more professional presentation like Anik but Goldberg became too tied to the promotion to get rid of. So when Zuffa sold, that was the perfect "new regime" excuse.
 
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