May I tell you a story, Roll, and everyone else too, I guess, because your post just triggered a memory that made me chuckle
You all remember my pretty ass girl that I was with for 8 years and Ive talked about a few of our heated moments that led to us breaking up but you wanna know what the condiment was that finally broke ole Pete's back forever, it was frickin ketchup!
We were at an expensive restaurant for her daughters birthday and Im watching these people act like they never been anywhere past a McDonald's before and Im thinking how I just dont enjoy being around her or her family anymore
Then it comes time to order our entrees and my girl orders the most expensive steak on the menu, that doesnt bother me one bit, but she orders it well done and argues with me when I tell her shes ruining a $75 steak
Then when our food arrives, she literally drowns it in ketchup!!
It was like the Muta Scale of steaks, there was so much color drenching that whole entire plate
I just sat there silently staring in disgust and thought to myself, "Thats it, I cant do this anymore!"
We finished dinner and said our goodbyes and that was the last time we were ever in the same room together!
That was back in December 2023 and we had obviously been headed in that direction for over a year but that dang ketchup was just too much to ignore, too much to swallow, if you wheel!
Your post gave me a good flashback about that and made me laugh because she would pour that shit all over her eggs, too, which would also make me shake my head
Thanks, Roll
Fuck you, ketchup!