PWD PWD 1209: Vegas Hangover

[RollSonnenRoll]

The Final Boss didn’t just ruin Wrestlemania, he ruined a marriage

 

[Frank23]

There are a lot of funny replies.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[Sycho Sid]

Jello is delicious.

That is all.

 

[Based God]

That's a mood

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Jello is delicious.

That is all.

What color, Sid?

 

[El Dandy]

I wonder if the guy has more Undertaker dildos than Vince

 

[Sycho Sid]

What color, Sid?

Red

 

[lakersfan45]

That was a damn good
Tlc
Match

 

[lakersfan45]

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

@Pittie Petey I caught Great Outdoors just as it was starting what a perfect Saturday night. Decided to bust out the inflation calculator and MSRP history.

Chet's Grand Wagooner would be the eviqualent of a $56K SUV today. Roman's Mercedes would be a $156K luxury sedan! Geez, he was rolling in it before things went belly up!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Red

Oh, good. I was worried you were gonna choose green or some shit. I'm just a worrier!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

@Based God me at 38 tho

 

[Based God]

@Based God me at 38 tho

That feeling when you need a well balanced diet to become a Super Saiyan:

 

[Pittie Petey]

Legit drama jumped off at the warehouse matches last night, some special needs guy jumped in the ring as the bad guys were jumping the good guys after the main event but none of the rasslers knew he was special needs

Luckily, the ring announcer got him outta the ring quickly but the main bad guys, a Gangstas knockoff tag team, started talking shit to him and telling him to stay in his fucking seat and threatening him

Some old lady, I think she was his guardian, jumped up and started yelling at the heels to leave him alone and stop threatening him because he's special needs

The rest of the warehouse fans are dead silent cause it was obvious that this was a legit shoot, the bad guy and the old lady are yelling and screaming at each other

The bad guy is yelling aggressively but he's explaining to the old lady that he is trying to save that special needs guys life because if he ever does that again in a different building, people aren't gonna know he's special needs and they may just start putting the boots to him

The old lady is in a rage and she's yelling and screaming that no one better touch him and blah blah blah without really listening to the good advice she's receiving in this heated moment

At that point a Chicano tough guy looking fan from the other side of the ring jumps up and starts yelling "Is this real or fake? Is this real or fake?!" and when his simple ass finally realizes it's a shoot he rushes over to fight the bad guys and defend the old ladies honor

The locker room clears out and a rassler that was friends with the fan grabs him and drags him outta the building as all kinds of yells and threats are being exchanged

The bad guy jumps in the ring and grabs the mic and explains to the special needs guys what he did was wrong and dangerous and the special needs guys yells back FUCK YOU! LoL

Then the promoter grabbed the mic and calmed things down while still letting the special needs group know they were entirely in the wrong

Eventually, cooler heads prevailed and everyone hugged it out to close the show

A really great ending to a damn good night of matches

The whole time it's unfolding, my drunk ass is ecstaticly thinking "I can't wait to tell my homie @RollSonnenRoll that we got us a new chicken lady at the warehouse matches!!"

Then I stopped by Nations and picked up a strawberry cheesecake on the way home


This is the main event tag match that caused all the drama, it was a really wild insane brawl, NGA getting that Gangstas in Smoky Mountain level heat

 

[Pittie Petey]

This is the cheesecake

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

At that point a Chicano tough guy looking fan from the other side of the ring jumps up and starts yelling "Is this real or fake? Is this real or fake?!" and when his simple ass finally realizes it's a shoot he rushes over to fight the bad guys and defend the old ladies honor

The Business is alive!

 

[Pittie Petey]

Saw a new guy last night that I never saw before but Im gonna think about thinking about putting him on my radar
This guy Morrissey on the left side of this poster, hes a giant tall as fuck string bean that gives off 70's serial killer vibes, his hair is dyed black but you can tell he's really a ginger and he's so frickin tall that he looks like a cross between super young Undertaker and Malachai from the original Children Of The Corn
He's still years away from being years away but he was laying it in stiff and solid last night and gave a really good showing of himself, theres some potential there if he sticks with it

 

[Pittie Petey]

There was another guy I never saw before, JC Jordan, he's gotta be pushing 50 or maybe 55 and hes got that classic old man body with a giant potbelly, skinny arms and walking like he has bad knees and hips

He wasnt completely terrible for a warehouse level rookie but he looks like one of the old timers with nowhere else to go from the dying days of the Kansas City territory

I dont think he'll ever be main eventing night 2 of Wrestlemania

 

[deezy]

I’m calling bullshit,what rasslin fan this obsessed actually watching and enjoying it? They’d be too busy arguing with rsndom Jap girl PFPs on social media about Nielsen and star ratings, who fumbled who, who’s fucking who, who can’t book and talking about other people’s money like it’s yours.