PWD PWD 1193: The Body is Coming Home for Christmas

[Pittie Petey]

Member how yesterday I was in here talking about masturbation, sure ya do, well look who just got turned into a masturbating action figure!

I really gotta stop giving away all these million dollar ideas for free

 

[Pittie Petey]

Now I know what Homer felt like when he got turned into Japanese fish soap

 

[Based God]

SRS clarified and said the fan got "turned over to local police". Hopefully he didn't actually catch any big charges.

 

[Based God]

At the end of the day Eddie looked like an absolute dork after he slapped the fan back and the fan just smiled in his face and Eddie just stood there yelling "what do you think you're doing?"

Bill Watts would've fired him on the spot.

 

[My Spot]

Is this USA Championship Wrestling show on the stream a specific show for Continental or was it a separate territory?

 

[Based God]

Good. With Arizona being the only state that doesn't do it, with everyone shifting around me, it makes my schedule weird for 4 months. From November to March my wrestling shows start and end an hour later. It takes a real wrestling Hall of Famer in office to understand my issues with daylight savings as a wrestling fan.

 

[Padre]

Member how yesterday I was in here talking about masturbation, sure ya do, well look who just got turned into a masturbating action figure!

I really gotta stop giving away all these million dollar ideas for free

Pete, this is a great picture of you. Why the fuck does it have to be by a masturbating action figure?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I saw a double rainbow on my way to Elk Grove this morning. Oh my heck!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Seeing those once a year cousins at an extended family Christmas party today. Can’t wait to fill them in about This Business when they try to make small talk with me since I can’t converse about anything else.

“How you been, man-“
“Well AEW is in the shitter! 549k viewers for dynamite this week. Just embarrassing!”

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Seeing those once a year cousins at an extended family Christmas party today. Can’t wait to fill them in about This Business when they try to make small talk with me since I can’t converse about anything else.

“How you been, man-“
“Well AEW is in the shitter! 549k viewers for dynamite this week. Just embarrassing!”

"Kenny Omega was wrestling with his guts leaking out and now he's making his return to wrestle Gabe Kid?!?! Who the fook is that? Fooking rat!"

 

[Pittie Petey]

Is this USA Championship Wrestling show on the stream a specific show for Continental or was it a separate territory?

One of the Fullers opened up this territory after they sold Continental to that tv station money mark, its a really good territory but it wasnt around for long
This is where that weird looking Tennessee title with the orange strap comes from

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

"Kenny Omega was wrestling with his guts leaking out and now he's making his return to wrestle Gabe Kid?!?! Who the fook is that? Fooking rat!"

“And the $4 million man Okads is going to a draw with Daniel Garcia?! I tell ya, this guy doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing!…so what’s new with you?”


@Pliny Pete

 

[Pittie Petey]

Pete, this is a great picture of you. Why the fuck does it have to be by a masturbating action figure?

There ya go, knock yourself out

@RollSonnenRoll @My Spot This picture was taken on the exact same day as the USC-notre dame tush push game, just so ya know, were not smiling about that, though

I missed my cousins wedding cause I was watching that game but then my power went out and I missed the ending so I went to the wedding reception

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

There ya go, knock yourself out

@RollSonnenRoll @My Spot This picture was taken on the exact same day as the USC-notre dame tush push game, just so ya know, were not smiling about that, though

I missed my cousins wedding cause I was watching that game but then my power went out and I missed the ending so i went to the wedding reception

I always wanted that damn Brady Quinn to get over, Pete. Talk about a million dollar look

 

[Pittie Petey]

Damn I wish @moonwolf was here cause theres another story about that picture that he wouldve appreciated

This was at the fairgrounds where my beloved county fair happens every year and there was also a quinceneara taking place in a different hall at the fairgrounds

Well it was a south sider quinceneara and since I was wearing a blue button down shirt all these dumb ass young southsiders were coming up to me when I was out on the fairgrounds park area snorting coke at the big ass water fountain

They were introducing themselves and giving me secret info that they were instructed to deliver to the OG's at the quinceneara from different neighborhoods

It was quite amusing to me

None of you guys appreciate the irony but @moonwolf would

What a missed opportunity

 

[Jonathan Utah]

There ya go, knock yourself out

@RollSonnenRoll @My Spot This picture was taken on the exact same day as the USC-notre dame tush push game, just so ya know, were not smiling about that, though

I missed my cousins wedding cause I was watching that game but then my power went out and I missed the ending so i went to the wedding reception

You look great Pete

 

[Pittie Petey]

That building where were standing in is now a restaurant and its where they do karaoke and stand up comedy during the fair, one year I was in there drunk as shit laughing at every single joke these terrible struggling ass comedians told so eventually they stopped working to the crowd and left the stage and walked over to my table and started working directly to me
Gotta know how to read the room

 

[Pittie Petey]

You look great Pete

Thank you, Jon

 

[Batjester]

Do we want a separate thread for tonight's Saturday Night Main Event card?

 

[Sycho Sid]

Do we want a separate thread for tonight's Saturday Night Main Event card?

Nah