Locked PWD 1187: Joey Janela Is Burnin' For You

[Pliny Pete]

But is the moon an Anunnaki antenna to harvest negative energy from Earth?

Facts

 

[Pliny Pete]

@Pliny Pete This has gotta be a rib!

Wanna hear a dumb story?

When I was in junior high school, turtlenecks suddenly became all the rage one year, everyone was wearing them, so of course I followed right along but my little husky ass had to buy turtlenecks with neck holes that were too big(like a finely knit cashmere sweater on New Years Eve) so they didnt fit tight around my neck and would just droop down so I would pin the turtlenecks in the back with a clothespin or something to try and tighten them up and make them stand up straight and firm against my chubby neck
So now Im walking around with a big ass wooden clothespin sticking out the back of my shirt and a weird ass strangle turtle neck in the front that you still cant see cause of my fat double chin

Stylin and profilin...

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Wanna hear a dumb story?

When I was in junior high school, turtlenecks suddenly became all the rage one year, everyone was wearing them, so of course I followed right along but my little husky ass had to buy turtlenecks with neck holes that were too big(like a finely knit cashmere sweater on New Years Eve) so they didnt fit tight around my neck and would just droop down so I would pin the turtlenecks in the back with a clothespin or something to try and tighten them up and make them stand up straight and firm against my chubby neck
So now Im walking around with a big ass wooden clothespin sticking out the back of my shirt and a weird ass strangle turtle neck in the front that you still cant see cause of my fat double chin

Stylin and profilin...

The things we do for fashion!

I can't stand turtlenecks.



"A regular neck shirt!"

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Adam Cole, you make me sick!

 

[Padre]

Adam Cole, you make me sick!

If Cole refuses to hit the gym, we need an incredible hulk gimmick for him. He gets pissed off, the lights go dark, and when they come back on he has been replaced by Hobbs or Brody....

So basically like what happens in his bedroom.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Adam Cole, you make me sick!

He looks better in the old one, a big ole meaty monster that will pound you into Bolivian with his savage island death blows, new one is "Oh look, another paint by numbers WWE standard size pre packaged muscle guy with zero unique traits or personality, big whoop"

 

[Pliny Pete]

@RollSonnenRoll speaking of trying to fit a rather bulbous head through a normal size neckhole

 

[My Spot]

@Pliny Pete You'll want to listen to the first 1:21:34 of BTS this week even though its covering 2007.

 

[Pliny Pete]

@Pliny Pete You'll want to listen to the first 1:21:34 of BTS this week even though its covering 2007.

Oh dang, I saw it was 2007 and didnt even read the rundown, thanks for the heads up cause I never even woulda checked probably

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

He looks better in the old one, a big ole meaty monster that will pound you into Bolivian with his savage island death blows, new one is "Oh look, another paint by numbers WWE standard size pre packaged muscle guy with zero unique traits or personality, big whoop"

I wouldn't be excited to climb into a 20 x 20 ring with either version

 

[My Spot]

@Stargazer Rex Did you like Get Fury?

 

[Pliny Pete]

I wouldn't be excited to climb into a 20 x 20 ring with either version

Im not worried about the new one, I'd just run away for 47 seconds til they had to call the match so they could cut to their next promo recap

Spoiler

Shut the fuck up, you fat bastard, you aint running for 4 or 7 seconds, let alone 47!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Im not worried about the new one, I'd just run away for 47 seconds til they had to call the match so they could cut to their next promo recap

 

[deezy]

 

[My Spot]

Oh dang, I saw it was 2007 and didnt even read the rundown, thanks for the heads up cause I never even woulda checked probably

The TNA segment is funny too.

 

[My Spot]

"Taz, look! It's Sandy Irwin in the Dynamite Quarry!"

 

[Pliny Pete]

The TNA segment is funny too.

 

[My Spot]

"Taz, look! It's The Punisher Andrew Martin in the Impact Zone!"
Marvel: "Uh no the fuck it's not."

 

[Frank23]

And there were some people saying that she was better than Howard Finkel.

 

[The Clinch]

Adam Cole, you make me sick!

He lost 50 pounds to improve his spot in The Business!