PWD PWD 1169: #LivOnTop

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Texas football coaches would have had those sweat hogs out running laps too

 

[Pittie Petey]

Always be hood rats in there too

 

[Pittie Petey]

Thats where I jimmy jangled my ex-girls fat ginger best friend the other day

 

[Stargazer Rex]

The one we got here in my town is legit AF, best meat selection around at the best prices too

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Lmao my wife is a fucking fiend. She got the follow up interview for Wheel of Fortune and she was going to do the interview in her preschool class today. It was supposed to be an hour. But she missed it because the internet was messed up. She even got to try to use her supervisors office but nope. She said she left a long voice-mail to the producer talking about, "I got the energy you need!"

 

[Pittie Petey]

Lmao my wife is a fucking fiend. She got the follow up interview for Wheel of Fortune and she was going to do the interview in her preschool class today. It was supposed to be an hour. But she missed it because the internet was messed up. She even got to try to use her supervisors office but nope. She said she left a long voice-mail to the producer talking about, "I got the energy you need!"

That'll be a great story for when she makes the show

"Young Mrs Rex, we understand you had one heck of a time trying get through your audition..."

 

[Stargazer Rex]

That'll be a great story for when she makes the show

"Young Mrs Rex, we understand you had one heck of a time trying get through your audition..."

I'm just glad that old crusty Pat Sajak won't be there. He's all used up and dull now. Get the fuck off my TV, Pat! Bring Ryan Seacrest's fine ass in! I'm going just to meet Ryan, Pete. I don't give a damn about no money or trips!

 

[Pittie Petey]

I'm just glad that old crusty Pat Sajak won't be there. He's all used up and dull now. Get the fuck off my TV, Pat! Bring Ryan Seacrest's fine ass in! I'm going just to meet Ryan, Pete. I don't give a damn about no money or trips!

Member when there was two hosts for the first season of American Idol, Ryan Seacrest and that other guy, then the other guy quit over money after the first season and Ryan Seacrest stayed on as a solo act

Wonder who ended up with the better end of that deal...

 

[TheMadThinker]

Clash at the bouncy castle. Usually after a kid get sick and vomits in there. Lol

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Member when there was two hosts for the first season of American Idol, Ryan Seacrest and that other guy, then the other guy quit over money after the first season and Ryan Seacrest stayed on as a solo act

Wonder who ended up with the better end of that deal...

I'm gonna come up with something really funny and interesting to say to Ryan Seacrest, Pete.





Also me: Ryan...have you ever seen a portal?

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

M

That'll be a great story for when she makes the show

"Young Mrs Rex, we understand you had one heck of a time trying get through your audition..."

”Mrs. Rex, it says here that your husband once benched 485 lbs and he’s all natural?”
“Not even vaxed, Ryan!”

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Wheel of Fortune let me down a little bit tho. They don't pay for travel expenses if you make the show! What are we fucking carnies working the indie circuit for a hot dog and a handshake?!

 

[Pittie Petey]

I'm gonna come up with something really funny and interesting to say to Ryan Seacrest, Pete.





Also me: Ryan...have you ever seen a portal?

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Wheel if Fortune let me down a little bit tho. They don't pay for travel expenses if you make the show! What are we fucking carnies working the indie circuit for a hot dog and a handshake?!

Even Vince pays for trans, damn it!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I'm gonna come up with something really funny and interesting to say to Ryan Seacrest, Pete.





Also me: Ryan...have you ever seen a portal?

Mama Roll met him at a mall one time. She said it’s startling how little of a fella he is.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

M

”Mrs. Rex, it says here that your husband once benched 485 lbs and he’s all natural?”
“Not even vaxed, Ryan!”

"And it would have been an easy 500 but he tweaked his form to try and incorporate more chest activation but he's working back to it. Life comes at ya pretty fast, Ryan! Anyways, I want the BIG MONEY!"

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

"And it would have been an easy 500 but he tweaked his form to try and incorporate more chest activation but he's working back to it. Life comes at ya pretty fast, Ryan! Anyways, I want the BIG MONEY!"

I hope yall parlay this into a spot on Family Feud so I can see the look on Steve’s face when she tells him she drinks avocado sugar milk!
“Oh hell nah!”

 

[Stargazer Rex]

M

”Mrs. Rex, it says here that your husband once benched 485 lbs and he’s all natural?”
“Not even vaxed, Ryan!”

*shot to me in the crowd in my underwear"

"I love you, Ryan! I fucking love you"

"He really does, Ryan" - my wife

 

[Stargazer Rex]

how little of a fella he is.