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That's why I tell all the young fellas, "Get you a Dizzy."
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Carmen 4 Life. I would have fixed her. Rico screwed Rico.
That's why I tell all the young fellas, "Get you a Dizzy."
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That's why I tell all the young fellas, "Get you a Dizzy."
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I didnt appreciate Dizz when I was younger, Sleep, I thought she was ugly, but I'll tell ya what, I dont know what ole Pete was thinking back then cause she aint ugly, Sleep, she aint ugly at all!
Plus she's a legit solid ass ride or die, unlike that other whore bag bitch!
Looks like the Kick Six demons lives onOH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
THE ROCK'S SHITTY ASS 3RD TIER FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS OFFICIALLY A DISASTER!!!!!
Watching the game of the week right now, St Louis Battlehawks (5-1) at Birmingham Stallions (6-0)
St Louis is down by 4 points with 45 seconds left in the game, they block a punt and get the ball back on the opponents 47 yard line but they got no timeouts left
1st down - Completion, receiver gets out of bounds to stop the clock
2nd down - AJ McCarron runs for some dumb ass reason
3rd down - Spikes the ball to stop the clock
4th and 2 with 29 seconds left - It all comes down to this, gotta throw for a 1st down and get outta bounds or the game is over!
The announcer literally says "AJ McCarron playing in this state for the 1st time since the KICK SIX(@RollSonnenRoll ) can he finally redeem himself?"
Lines up under center, here comes the snap...
Fox cuts to commercial and switches to the MLB Game Of The Week!!!!
OH, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Things sure have changed for the once mighty Dwayne, I'll tell ya that, Fox woulda never pulled this bullshit on The Rock before he tried to fuck over Cody Rhodes and instead ruined his own career and alienated the ehtire entertainment industry in the process
I do like when Diz laughs at Carmen throwing up as she’s elbow deep in guts!
Looks like the Kick Six demons lives on
AJ was at a house party I randomly found myself at in 2012. They had just beat the piss out of Ole Miss and I told him that it was my lifelong Bama fan grandma’s first game in person and thanks for making it a good one for her. He said glad to do it. He was a cool, laid back guy that didn’t bring up football unless you did. I’d be “Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration”’n that shit if that was me! Surprisignly we didn’t become best friends after that and Katherine sets me up with an equally attractive beauty queen.
Carmen wanted to explore the galaxy and test herself, Pete! Ol stupid ass Rico followed her into the military and was too stupid to even make the Space Force so he had to be a dumb ol Marine fighting bugs on the ground like the South American savage he is! Even Rico's mom tried to warn him not to join for her! He also got a man killed in boot camp!
“Do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration to be your lawfully wedded husband?”What line of work you in, Bob?
While we’re on the subject. That was certainly one Aryan looking dude to be from ArgentinaDidn't think I'd be shooting on fictional Johnny Rico on this beautiful Saturday evening but here we are, jack!
Didn't think I'd be shooting on fictional Johnny Rico on this beautiful Saturday evening but here we are, jack!
While we’re on the subject. That was certainly one Aryan looking dude to be from Argentina
I’m just asking questions!The browns are sneaky, Roll. Some of us are white skinned! Not Ol Rex, though. I have beautiful brown skin like an Aztec warlord.
Have you not read the book?While we’re on the subject. That was certainly one Aryan looking dude to be from Argentina