Locked PWD 1163: Post-Draft Analysis

[deezy]

I swear I am missing something? Can someone please tell me what I'm missing about Jey Uso? Why is he so over? His matches are okay and his mic work is just okay at best.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Over 40,000 people packed to the rafters of Texas Stadium to see this historic moment

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Just left the spine specialist, holy freaking guacamole, my spine is mothereffing EFFED to all bajeezus!!

Its a miracle of modern intestinal fortitude and some big ass grapefruits that im even able to stand

Geez, Louise!

Any treatments you can do or it just is what it is?

 

[Pliny Pete]

 

[Pliny Pete]

Apparently Doris rushed to the stadium to celebrate in the moment since she watched it from home, she mustve had some kind of illegal cable line running from the stadium directly to her house since it wasnt broadcast live

Not sure who that little piece of shit is though, probably some fan who rushed into the picture, since Mike was the youngest brother

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Over 40,000 people packed to the rafters of Texas Stadium to see this historic moment

Pre-Wrestlemania and Black Saturday. “Smoke filled-arenas” my Southern fried ass!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Apparently Doris rushed to the stadium to celebrate in the moment since she watched it from home, she mustve had some kind of illegal cable line running from the stadium directly to her house since it wasnt broadcast live

Not sure who that little piece of shit is though, probably some fan who rushed into the picture, since Mike was the youngest brother

And I bet she didn’t get fined 75 grand! It ain’t what you know, it’s WHO you know!

 

[Pliny Pete]

Any treatments you can do or it just is what it is?

I gotta do an MRI and a CT Scan next and see what our options are to get me back in championship form

My neck vertebrates is calcified and fused together, my bottom vertebrates above my ass start out straight and then take a damn near take a 45 degree straight right turn and then wander around for a bit before they get back in line and all this damage is causing pinched nerves which is why Im so weak on my left side

Its Thunderdome

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Apparently Doris rushed to the stadium to celebrate in the moment since she watched it from home, she mustve had some kind of illegal cable line running from the stadium directly to her house since it wasnt broadcast live

Not sure who that little piece of shit is though, probably some fan who rushed into the picture, since Mike was the youngest brother

There’s a story in Bret’s book where a random kid climbed into the ring to celebrate with the family after Calgary Stampede. Bret says who are you? The kid shrugs and said i told them i was a Hart. What a worker!

 

[Pliny Pete]

@RollSonnenRoll you wouldve appreciated the main doctors nurse though, she was hot as shit with a banging ass and a full sleeve of ink down her right arm, reminded me of a much more feminine looking version of that punk rock WWE chick that you like

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I gotta do an MRI and a CT Scan next and see what our options are to get me back in championship form

My neck vertebrates is calcified and fused together, my bottom vertebrates above my ass start out straight and then take a damn near take a 45 degree straight right turn and then wander around for a bit before they get back in line and all this damage is causing pinched nerves which is why Im so weak on my left side

Its Thunderdome

Damn. And aside from the escalator situation, I don’t recall you talking about any major accidents in your life. Just wear and tear from running hard and heavy? That seems like you’d have to be in a major car accident or something

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

@RollSonnenRoll you wouldve appreciated the main doctors nurse though, she was hot as shit with a banging ass and a full sleeve of ink down her right arm, reminded me of a much more feminine looking version of that punk rock WWE chick that you like

For a shoot I had a dream about Ms. Ripley just last night. Her arms and shoulders were massive up close as she grabbed a hold of me

Spoiler

And then a hamburger was eating me!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Over 40,000 people packed to the rafters of Texas Stadium to see this historic moment

(Me on the right)

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Damn. And aside from the escalator situation, I don’t recall you talking about any major accidents in your life. Just wear and tear from running hard and heavy? That seems like you’d have to be in a major car accident or something

Has Pete been taking bumps(wrestling) at Oasis Pro and not telling us??

 

[Pliny Pete]

There’s a story in Bret’s book where a random kid climbed into the ring to celebrate with the family after Calgary Stampede. Bret says who are you? The kid shrugs and said i told them i was a Hart. What a worker!

I love it, love everything about it!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I love it, love everything about it!

I’m surprised Bret didn’t have him kicked out for not being a real Canadian hero like he was. Instead he gave him the classic baby face hair tussle and said wave to the crowd then, kid

 

[Pliny Pete]

Damn. And aside from the escalator situation, I don’t recall you talking about any major accidents in your life. Just wear and tear from running hard and heavy? That seems like you’d have to be in a major car accident or something

I was damn near or maybe over 500 lbs for probably around a decade and I would go on 5 and 6 day meth binges where my back was tensed up nonstop and under immense pressure for days and days, to the point where I couldnt even stand up or walk after a few days but I would still keep going

Im sure those two things prolly played a part

 

[Stargazer Rex]

For a shoot I had a dream about Ms. Ripley just last night. Her arms and shoulders were massive up close as she grabbed a hold of me

Spoiler

And then a hamburger was eating me!

I had a dream the other night I was watched fire engulf the cockpit of an airplane and burn the pilots alive. Then in the same dream I was a passenger in that airplane and I jumped out of the door as it was taking off. I tried to warn everyone but no one believed me. I tried, Roll! Please believe me!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I had a dream the other night I was watched fire engulf the cockpit of an airplane and burn the pilots alive. Then in the same dream I was a passenger in that airplane and I jumped out of the door as it was taking off. I tried to warn everyone but no one believed me. I tried, Roll! Please believe me!

I actually had a really unnerving dream about the end of times a couple weeks ago. I was in the yard of the house I rented in college, the news was reporting about all kinds of weird natural things happening across the globe, I heard the trumpets from Revelations, the sky was filled with fire and crosses. It felt so real and legit woke me up in a cold sweat like a movie

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I’m surprised Bret didn’t have him kicked out for not being a real Canadian hero like he was. Instead he gave him the classic baby face hair tussle and said wave to the crowd then, kid

Bret should have stretched him in that very ring. If he was a real Hart he could take it!