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PWD PWD 1141: You Serious, Clark?

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Kerry would've been a legend on his own if he never had his motorcycle wreck. Vince chased him for years.




I would love to have heard Fritz tell Vinnie Mac to go fuck himself when he tried to buy them out in 84.
 
I would love to have heard Fritz tell Vinnie Mac to go fuck himself when he tried to buy them out in 84.
He was probably next up if Vince couldn't get Hogan. The WWF Magazine was even covering Kerry in Dallas in 1984.
 
He was probably next up if Vince couldn't get Hogan. The WWF Magazine was even covering Kerry in Dallas in 1984.
In the fall of 1984, McMahon met with Fritz. Details are sketchy—McMahon would not return calls for comment, and Fritz died in 1997—but the story goes that McMahon came to Dallas pitching a merger. Skeptics who knew the two say that the egos involved make such a scenario unthinkable. And, in fact, no merger took place. McMahon kept his WWF billions to himself. But the story from Fritz’s former employees is that Fritz turned McMahon down, that he was too loyal to the system to create a promotion that would put his friends out of business. And Fritz believed that his own promotion would outlast McMahon’s.

He tried to do the same thing he did with Stu. A "merger" AKA I give you a big check, you give me your boys, top stars, TV deal and you can still run your little Sportatorium every now and again.

They were making money hand over fist at that time, Kerry was a shoe-in to be the next big thing in wrestling and at that time probably had the best TV deal in The Business. He had no incentive to sell to Vince.
 


Especially with Kerry about to get that Rocky 4 part!
 


Especially with Kerry about to get that Rocky 4 part!

Imagine Kerry doing a Russian accent <Lmaoo>

Could the Real Kerry cut a rug like this tho? Well obviously not after the accident.

 


I didn't know Kerry was ever in Florida with David and cut heel promos. It's still pretty bad but damn, is David an amazing heel. Love that condensing "Thank ya, sweetheart." Texas swagger
 
Imagine Kerry doing a Russian accent <Lmaoo>

Could the Real Kerry cut a rug like this tho? Well obviously not after the accident.


I imagine about the second syllable of that audition Sly said "next!"
 
@RollSonnenRoll it is with great honor and privilege that I report to you that we have broken our previous average miles per gallon record. The old record was 18.7 and it just got CRUSHED! Before we left it was 10.3 driving around our town! Only took 5 straight highway miles to get that! Power and fuel efficiency! My wife said it wouldn't hit 20 when it was 19.2. I said if it doesn't hit 20 my whole family dies!

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What you gotta say now @AlGore! GLOBAL WARMING THAT!
 
@RollSonnenRoll it is with great honor and privilege that I report to you that we have broken our previous average miles per gallon record. The old record was 18.7 and it just got CRUSHED! Before we left it was 10.3 driving around our town! Only took 5 straight highway miles to get that! Power and fuel efficiency! My wife said it wouldn't hit 20 when it was 19.2. I said if it doesn't hit 20 my whole family dies!

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What you gotta say now @AlGore! GLOBAL WARMING THAT!
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Kiss my Hemi ass, Al!
 
Finishing season 1 of What if......damned good shiw.

Hopefully the 2nd season is just as good.
 
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