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Did you make sweet passionate love to her, Rex?
He took the picture.Wheres the white kid?
Bro, that birthday party I was talking about turned out to be a surprise wedding! We were supposed to surprise my buddy but when he walked in he had a tux on and she was in a wedding dress, it was a DOUBLE SWERVE BRO! that’s such a thing that fucker would do. Next thing we knew caterers were pulling up, they were setting up chairs in the l backyard and we had a ceremony. It’s beautiful. I’m glad I left the house and didn’t make an excuse to not come <Lmaoo>Thats one of the reasons I planned on firing up the charcoals today, it would keep me occupied and hopefully a little less anxious as we approach bell time
But, as usual, shit didnt work out that way
I don’t think that would have stopped either of usNope. It started out nice and then I ended up getting a taste of my own medicine! We were on one of the those big L shaped couches that could seat like 10 people. She was on the opposite side of where I was sitting. I don't know why but I went over and sat on her side. I think we were friends in this dream because she started cuddling up to me. She put her head on my lap. Then we started spooning and I felt her up a bit and then it happened. I moved a little bit and I got a nice view of her ass and it hit me - her hind regions were odorous! Musty with a slight poop smell.
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Guess God does have a sense of humor. Ribbing me in my sleep!
Bro, that birthday party I was talking about turned out to be a surprise wedding! We were supposed to surprise my buddy but when he walked in he had a tux on and she was in a wedding dress, it was a DOUBLE SWERVE BRO! that’s such a thing that fucker would do. Next thing we knew caterers were pulling up, they were setting up chairs in the l backyard and we had a ceremony. It’s beautiful. I’m glad I left the house and didn’t make an excuse to not come <Lmaoo>
I don’t think that would have stopped either of us
I’m glad I shaved and just put on a basic long sleeve. I damn near showed up with a 4 day scruff and Harley t-shirt <Lmaoo>Thats pretty freaking dope, no need to bother everyone with extra preparations and they guaranteed a nice fat VenMo account at the end of the night instead of a buncha presents they dont want