PWD Pwd 1115 Matt hardy appreciation zone

[RollSonnenRoll]

What about something smaller? Get an older Tacoma extended cab and run that son of a bitch into the ground!

We didn't win back to back World Wars for me to drive a smaller truck, Spot

 

[Stargazer Rex]

We didn't win back to back World Wars for me to drive a smaller truck, Spot

Jessie Ventura didn't eat nothing but rice and get trench foot in the Mekong Delta for it either!

 

[Pittie Petey]

I been having a hankering for chocolate all day and i just succumbed to pressure
Door Dashed Baskin Robbins dual pre packed quarts, one Rocky Road and one chocolate & peanut butter

Me and Daisy will enjoy us a treat as we settle in for Why Files

 

[Stargazer Rex]

8 year old RSR wanted nothing more than that Ram The Extreme was pushing. It could be the time!

I think you should get that truck, Roll. Then me and you and any other souls who have courage hunt tornadoes!

Me in the truck bed:

 

[Based God]

Did the Ace not save his money?

Master P probably threw a giant bag at him.

HOG has a lot of stacked cards with that Master P money behind it.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

We didn't win back to back World Wars for me to drive a smaller truck, Spot

Back to back for the people that didn't get the message! Don't make us make it a THREEPEAT! I know Denmark is up to something!

 

[Pittie Petey]

8 year old RSR wanted nothing more than that Ram The Extreme was pushing. It could be the time!

I once borrowed my cousins brand new Dodge Ram like that one to go up to Reno in a snow storm on a whim after the Super Bowl
It was only 2WD so we needed chains but the ones we bought were too big so they slapped the shit outta his quarter panel all the way to Reno and all the home, it was a disaster
Then my other buddy, the one who builds lowriders now, was gonna fix it for me for free but he got caught stealing the paint from his job and got fired for trying to do me a favor, freaking disaster!
Then he's telling me over the phone that he got fired but my cell service was shit and I couldnt hear what he was saying so Im all "Youre saying you cant do it for me?" which made me look like such a total piece of slime cause it sounded like I didnt one single fuck that he got fired and only cared about my problem
FUCKING DISASTER!!!!

 

[Jobber]

Jessie Ventura didn't eat nothing but rice and get trench foot in the Mekong Delta for it either!

Slaughter didnt make a fortune pretending to be a marine for this.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I once borrowed my cousins brand new Dodge Ram like that one to go up to Reno in a snow storm on a whim after the Super Bowl
It was only 2WD so we needed chains but the ones we bought were too big so they slapped the shit outta his quarter panel all the way to Reno and all the home, it was a disaster
Then my other buddy, the one who builds lowriders now, was gonna fix it for me for free but he got caught stealing the paint from his job and got fired for trying to do me a favor, freaking disaster!
Then he's telling me over the phone that he got fired but my cell service was shit and I couldnt hear what he was saying so Im all "Youre saying to cant do it for me?" which made me look like such a total piece of slime cause it sounded like I didnt one single fuck that he got fired and only cared about my problem
FUCKING DISASTER!!!!

Nothing good ever comes from going to Reno. FACTS

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I once borrowed my cousins brand new Dodge Ram like that one to go up to Reno in a snow storm on a whim after the Super Bowl
It was only 2WD so we needed chains but the ones we bought were too big so they slapped the shit outta his quarter panel all the way to Reno and all the home, it was a disaster
Then my other buddy, the one who builds lowriders now, was gonna fix it for me for free but he got caught stealing the paint from his job and got fired for trying to do me a favor, freaking disaster!
Then he's telling me over the phone that he got fired but my cell service was shit and I couldnt hear what he was saying so Im all "Youre saying to cant do it for me?" which made me look like such a total piece of slime cause it sounded like I didnt one single fuck that he got fired and only cared about my problem
FUCKING DISASTER!!!!

Another classic Pete tale for y’all!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Jessie Ventura didn't eat nothing but rice and get trench foot in the Mekong Delta for it either!

I’m glad Jesse wasn’t here to read that. He’s off the grid!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Nothing good ever comes from going to Reno. FACTS

Unless my kid makes All American next year at Reno Worlds that is!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Another classic Pete tale for y’all!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I’m glad Jesse wasn’t here to read that. He’s off the grid!

Jessie, I'm thinking of making an electric truck that I will call the cybertruck. You think it's a good idea? - Elon Musk

You tell me if you're such a patriot! - The Body 100%

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[Jobber]

I like how shark week is 2 months now

 

[Pittie Petey]

@RollSonnenRoll @Indominus Rex theres a second part

We were at a Mexican restaurant a few weeks later and my cousin picked up the hot ass bartender and me and my uncle left in our car and my cousin stayed in the parking lot in his truck, waiting for her to close the restaurant
She walks out and gets in his truck and then her stalker boyfriend and his friends pull up outta nowhere and rush my cousins truck
He calls us so we turn around and when we get down the street we see my cousin burning rubber like hes doing donuts and smash directly into a telephone pole and some guy on the hood goes flying
The truck is fucking destroyed, head first right into the pole
He kicks the bitch out the truck and tries to drive off but the truck is totaled so hes barely moving, we're driving behind him but then the cops swarm us so we pull to the side and they go after him, he yells for us to go tell his girl that she needs to go bail him out
The truck was totaled beyond repair so I ended up never having to pay to repair the quarter panel
The kid wins again

 

[Ozymandias]

Nobody. Wardlow hasn't been over since last year. He died just like Wardlow's career.

Wardlow was dead on arrival once I heard the name.

I have spoken.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

@RollSonnenRoll @Indominus Rex theres a second part

We were at a Mexican restaurant a few weeks later and my cousin picked up the hot ass bartender and me and my uncle left in our car and my cousin stayed in the parking lot in his truck, waiting for her to close the restaurant
She walks out and gets in his truck and then her stalker boyfriend and his friends pull up outta nowhere and rush my cousins truck
He calls us so we turn around and when we get down the street we see my cousin burning rubber like hes doing donuts and smash directly into a telephone pole and some guy on the hood goes flying
The truck is fucking destroyed, head first right into the pole
He kicks the bitch out the truck and tries to drive off but the truck is totaled so hes barely moving, we're driving behind him but then the cops swarm us so we pull to the side and they go after him, he yells for us to go tell his girl that she needs to go bail him out
The truck was totaled beyond repair so I ended up never having to pay to repair the quarter panel
The kid wins again

<Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo>

 

[Pittie Petey]

That little story was the opener and now its time for the main event, Why Files Time!