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@moonwolf you got me thinking about all the fun times I used to have in that city park when I was a kid
We lived in the apartments right across the street so that bum and drug addict infested urban jungle was our adventure land every day after school, so many great memories amongst the filth lol
 
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That's Magic Magy. I watch her youtube reactions sometimes <45>
 
@RollSonnenRoll as you know I wasn't always the biggest Mandy supporter, in fact I was playing the role of detractor!

But watching her interview with Renee made me realize, Mandy is a nice lady. And she has a new fan!

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@My Spot Kris with his fucking irritating pig squeal laughing like a 5 year old just cause David Allan Coe is saying dirty words

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D has the day off, so it's time for an NXT review!


I don't get the appeal of Melo. He's a typical spot monkey in the ring and he's so damn wooden when he talks. Trick is entertaining though.
Devlin is much better in small doses on the mic. These drawn out exchanges do him no favors. Him and Melo trading barbs is super boring. Fight already damn it!

Drama with tag chicks...I don't care...better than the tiktok chicks though.

Zoey Starks out next...skip! Sol Ruca...lots of carthweels and flips...but looks like a first day trainee when she hits the ropes...sounds about right for this generation of rassler. Quasi lucha moves in slow motion...this is awful. Women's rasslin is shit. Zoey looks good by comparison. Sol's finisher looks convoluted as fuck. It was nice of Zoey to dive head first into it for her. These two are worthless.

Oh goody...more middle school dating drama...yay...just what I want on my rasslin show. Poofy Deadly are crashing the party...alright...this might end up being funny after all...hey...Chase U is here...this isn't so bad. I'm down with this. Finally something on this show that doesn't suck.

General Yabba Dabba Doo is back...or is he a colonel? Whatever...he's a big nasty looking fuck so I'm willing to give him a shot. Looks softer than I remember though. Dante Chen...remember when they gave this dork vignettes and tried to pretend he wasn't a jobber? Me neither. Chen had about 2 minutes of offense in this match...which is about 10 minutes more than he should have. Congrats...you're returning monster is now ordinary and unintimidating 1 match in. Great job.

We've got Creed! This conversation seems like it should have happened last week? I don't know what the weird witch chick is blathering about...but I find her jugs appealing from this angle. Pretty sure Julius was thinking the same thing. His "what the fuck did I wander into," face while the rest of them talked was funny. So...I guess this segment is a win?

Roxanne Perez...God damn it she sucks! How much head did Booker give HBK to get this worthless child a spot as Divas champ? Of for fuck sake, the God damn TikTok chicks in the same segment? The only way this could get any worse is if Fatty the Clown showed up. Where's an extinction level meteor strike when I need one? STOP STANDING SIDEWAYS WHEN YOU ARGUE WITH EACH OTHER YOU TWOTS!

Witch chick vs Ivy's friend. I'm going to be fair...this was the best match on the show thus far. Let that sink in for a minute. The camera angle on the pin was #mybusiness

The match between Melo & Devlin was made 20 minutes ago and we've already got a promo vid. God damn, WWE's production department works fast! Give them a raise!

Why is there a camera on the ground in the parking lot and why is it filming?

Hayes vs Devlin next. He kicked his imaginary ball away. <Lmaoo> That was so stupid it was awesome. Melo has that bad Ricodork like habit of making it very obvious when he's waiting for a "cool spot." Match was decent overall though. This is a main event anywhere in the world...I mean anywhere but NXT since this is a first hour slot...but anywhere but the show it's actually on...it would main event. It was nice of Draganov to take 20 minutes to get from the parking lot to the ring. Must be a bigger building than I thought.

Stratton going bigger was the correct choice. Chase U chick could learn a thing or two from her...definitely two. And now she's been kidnapped by the chick who walks around with Discount Fattie Owens.

Dumpy Dolan and Dollar Tree Jessie Spano are here! Dolan is wearing loose pants...that's always a terrible sign.

God damn, why is this stupid party still going on? Everything about this sucks...make it end.

Now it's Wendy Chu...I wish at work. Did the Carnivale chicks break up? I don't even care...whatever...I hope this is short. It wasn't very good...but it wasn't too painful or long. The ending was whatever. Moving on.

Who are these vignettes supposed to appeal to? Look! Wes Lee's shoes as he walks through a parking garage! That's compelling tv pal! Oh Jeebus, is this fucker crying? Get this dork the fuck out of here! Oh thank God, it's Tony D. They need to get his career trajectory back on track and start with hi shit canning this dork and taking the NA Title.

Kofimania should have been tried as a crime against humanity.

Tyler Bate has the frame of a midget.

Smiley Jones vs Guido Henchmen #1. Jones needs to hit the pec-tech and he could be going places. This was fine. Kinda surprised Stacks won clean.

I like Indus Sher. I think they should bring back Veer's face paint for both of them. I don't think the need Jinder. Then again...eventually they'll find out he's a self serving ass who's using them to get titles he can't win on his own...and then they'll shit can him. That sounds fun...so Jinder can stay.

Roxanne Perez can fuck off to AEW and take the TikTok tarts with her.

Duke Hudson has worked out wonderfully in Chase U. This should be good. Poofy Deadly can certainly work...Chase himself is pretty solid and Hudson is underrated if unspectacular. Hungover depressed PD...I like it. This guys are good shit pal. @GoldenAzazel Your boys do good work. I enjoyed this. It was a fun match...not a fan of the finish...but for the first time on this show I was truly entertained. Good stuff all around.

This Seth Rogan looking motherfucker pisses me off...fuck Seth Rogan and everyone who looks like him!

Ding Dong time with Toxic Attraction. Dollar Tree Jessie Spano has been stepping up her game recently...and letting the puppies out more. All her social media stuff is her clanging and banging. She's been the one carrying their interviews since before Mandy was unjustly let go. I like it. Good for her...push her up the ladder. Gigi on the other hand...my beloved Dumpy Dolan...sigh. Her social media is nothing but living in her past indie bullshit days and pigging out on junk food. She's porking up and her ring work has regressed a lot. I blame the fact she's dating that MSK dork. She needs to get her shit together. This was fine. Jacey laid that last kick in there...I approve.

So that's the show...it started off with a lot of crap...had some ok but easily forgotten stuff in the middle...and ended pretty well. You know...that's better than a lot of shows...it got better as it went on instead of worse. I'll take that small win at this point.


#FuckTheYoungBucks
 
D.R.H. said:
@Batjester

D has the day off, so it's time for an NXT review!


I don't get the appeal of Melo. He's a typical spot monkey in the ring and he's so damn wooden when he talks. Trick is entertaining though.
Devlin is much better in small doses on the mic. These drawn out exchanges do him no favors. Him and Melo trading barbs is super boring. Fight already damn it!

Drama with tag chicks...I don't care...better than the tiktok chicks though.

Zoey Starks out next...skip! Sol Ruca...lots of carthweels and flips...but looks like a first day trainee when she hits the ropes...sounds about right for this generation of rassler. Quasi lucha moves in slow motion...this is awful. Women's rasslin is shit. Zoey looks good by comparison. Sol's finisher looks convoluted as fuck. It was nice of Zoey to dive head first into it for her. These two are worthless.

Oh goody...more middle school dating drama...yay...just what I want on my rasslin show. Poofy Deadly are crashing the party...alright...this might end up being funny after all...hey...Chase U is here...this isn't so bad. I'm down with this. Finally something on this show that doesn't suck.

General Yabba Dabba Doo is back...or is he a colonel? Whatever...he's a big nasty looking fuck so I'm willing to give him a shot. Looks softer than I remember though. Dante Chen...remember when they gave this dork vignettes and tried to pretend he wasn't a jobber? Me neither. Chen had about 2 minutes of offense in this match...which is about 10 minutes more than he should have. Congrats...you're returning monster is now ordinary and unintimidating 1 match in. Great job.

We've got Creed! This conversation seems like it should have happened last week? I don't know what the weird witch chick is blathering about...but I find her jugs appealing from this angle. Pretty sure Julius was thinking the same thing. His "what the fuck did I wander into," face while the rest of them talked was funny. So...I guess this segment is a win?

Roxanne Perez...God damn it she sucks! How much head did Booker give HBK to get this worthless child a spot as Divas champ? Of for fuck sake, the God damn TikTok chicks in the same segment? The only way this could get any worse is if Fatty the Clown showed up. Where's an extinction level meteor strike when I need one? STOP STANDING SIDEWAYS WHEN YOU ARGUE WITH EACH OTHER YOU TWOTS!

Witch chick vs Ivy's friend. I'm going to be fair...this was the best match on the show thus far. Let that sink in for a minute. The camera angle on the pin was #mybusiness

The match between Melo & Devlin was made 20 minutes ago and we've already got a promo vid. God damn, WWE's production department works fast! Give them a raise!

Why is there a camera on the ground in the parking lot and why is it filming?

Hayes vs Devlin next. He kicked his imaginary ball away. <Lmaoo> That was so stupid it was awesome. Melo has that bad Ricodork like habit of making it very obvious when he's waiting for a "cool spot." Match was decent overall though. This is a main event anywhere in the world...I mean anywhere but NXT since this is a first hour slot...but anywhere but the show it's actually on...it would main event. It was nice of Draganov to take 20 minutes to get from the parking lot to the ring. Must be a bigger building than I thought.

Stratton going bigger was the correct choice. Chase U chick could learn a thing or two from her...definitely two. And now she's been kidnapped by the chick who walks around with Discount Fattie Owens.

Dumpy Dolan and Dollar Tree Jessie Spano are here! Dolan is wearing loose pants...that's always a terrible sign.

God damn, why is this stupid party still going on? Everything about this sucks...make it end.

Now it's Wendy Chu...I wish at work. Did the Carnivale chicks break up? I don't even care...whatever...I hope this is short. It wasn't very good...but it wasn't too painful or long. The ending was whatever. Moving on.

Who are these vignettes supposed to appeal to? Look! Wes Lee's shoes as he walks through a parking garage! That's compelling tv pal! Oh Jeebus, is this fucker crying? Get this dork the fuck out of here! Oh thank God, it's Tony D. They need to get his career trajectory back on track and start with hi shit canning this dork and taking the NA Title.

Kofimania should have been tried as a crime against humanity.

Tyler Bate has the frame of a midget.

Smiley Jones vs Guido Henchmen #1. Jones needs to hit the pec-tech and he could be going places. This was fine. Kinda surprised Stacks won clean.

I like Indus Sher. I think they should bring back Veer's face paint for both of them. I don't think the need Jinder. Then again...eventually they'll find out he's a self serving ass who's using them to get titles he can't win on his own...and then they'll shit can him. That sounds fun...so Jinder can stay.

Roxanne Perez can fuck off to AEW and take the TikTok tarts with her.

Duke Hudson has worked out wonderfully in Chase U. This should be good. Poofy Deadly can certainly work...Chase himself is pretty solid and Hudson is underrated if unspectacular. Hungover depressed PD...I like it. This guys are good shit pal. @GoldenAzazel Your boys do good work. I enjoyed this. It was a fun match...not a fan of the finish...but for the first time on this show I was truly entertained. Good stuff all around.

This Seth Rogan looking motherfucker pisses me off...fuck Seth Rogan and everyone who looks like him!

Ding Dong time with Toxic Attraction. Dollar Tree Jessie Spano has been stepping up her game recently...and letting the puppies out more. All her social media stuff is her clanging and banging. She's been the one carrying their interviews since before Mandy was unjustly let go. I like it. Good for her...push her up the ladder. Gigi on the other hand...my beloved Dumpy Dolan...sigh. Her social media is nothing but living in her past indie bullshit days and pigging out on junk food. She's porking up and her ring work has regressed a lot. I blame the fact she's dating that MSK dork. She needs to get her shit together. This was fine. Jacey laid that last kick in there...I approve.

So that's the show...it started off with a lot of crap...had some ok but easily forgotten stuff in the middle...and ended pretty well. You know...that's better than a lot of shows...it got better as it went on instead of worse. I'll take that small win at this point.


#FuckTheYoungBucks
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I liked what I saw from Dabba Kato. Big, intimidating looking dude with a lot of theatrics. Welcome back Baldo Bomb.

Everything else about NXT bores the hell out of me.
 
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