Locked PWD 1088: Rumble in the SA Jungle

[lakersfan45]

Bruce don’t know. Probably something to it but like everything in the wrestling world extremely exaggerated

 

[Jonathan Utah]

 

[lakersfan45]

@RollSonnenRoll have u ever had the Jimmie’s seafood gimmick that conny is slinging these days. He makes them crab cakes sound really good but I’m skeptical on spending a ton of money on frozen foods

 

[My Spot]

@RollSonnenRoll have u ever had the Jimmie’s seafood gimmick that conny is slinging these days. He makes them crab cakes sound really good but I’m skeptical on spending a ton of money on frozen foods

They really are legit according to Cornette and JR.

 

[lakersfan45]

Yeah Omaha was grea t

 

[lakersfan45]

They really are legit according to Cornette and JR.

I don’t trust any of those carnys

 

[My Spot]

I don’t trust any of those carnys

 

[Jonathan Utah]

I don’t trust any of those carnys

My middle school would have those annually. It’s scary how fast they built those rides. Only went for the food.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

@RollSonnenRoll have u ever had the Jimmie’s seafood gimmick that conny is slinging these days. He makes them crab cakes sound really good but I’m skeptical on spending a ton of money on frozen foods

Don’t they?! Kinda makes me wish my sister still lived in DC and we’d go eat there when I visited. I haven’t had it but I agree that I don’t trust food that’s been frozen and shipped.

 

[My Spot]

And you make a good point because Corny still pimps out Manscaped and they suck according to the body grooming dirt sheets.

 

[lakersfan45]

And you make a good point because Corny still pimps out Manscaped and they suck according to the body grooming dirt sheets.

I don’t groom anything dawg. I don’t even wear deodorant. I’m really don’t trust man grooming products

 

[Pliny Pete]

I don’t groom anything dawg. I don’t even wear deodorant. I’m really don’t trust man grooming products

I recently met up with an old girlfriend for drinks, we didn't do anything but smooch a little bit, but she was wearing a wife beater and I'm pretty sure she had super hairy pits

She used to be a chola but now she's a hardcore San Francisco Lib so it definitely tracks

She has long curly black hair so it might got tucked into her arm from behind but I think it was pit hair

I was pretty shocked and shaken when I saw it and I still am

 

[lakersfan45]

I recently met up with an old girlfriend for drinks, we didn't do anything but smooch a little bit, but she was wearing a wife beater and I'm pretty sure she had super hairy pits

She used to be a chola but now she's a hardcore San Francisco Lib so it definitely tracks

She has long curly black hair so it might got tucked into her arm from behind but I think it was pit hair

I was pretty shocked and shaken when I saw it and I still am

I’m okay with a little pit hair

 

[Pliny Pete]

I’m okay with a little pit hair

You should put that in your Linked In bio, probably open up a lotta opportunities in this new world were living in

 

[the ambush]

 

[My Spot]

@Pliny Pete What do you think would've happened if Watts got the Saturday 6:05 slot instead of Crockett in 85?

 

[Based God]

GCW wrestler ASF got caught getting nude photos and sending dick picks to 13 year old girls who go to GCW shows.

Seems like once a month someone from GCW gets exposed as a dirtbag. Brett Lauderdale really filling his roster with some winners.

 

[My Spot]

GCW wrestler ASF got caught getting nude photos and sending dick picks to 13 year old girls who go to GCW shows.

Seems like once a month someone from GCW gets exposed as a dirtbag. Brett Lauderdale really filling his roster with some winners.

I'm shocked.

 

[lakersfan45]

You should put that in your Linked In bio, probably open up a lotta opportunities in this new world were living in

I’m taking by a shaver. The world can be so cruel

 

[Pliny Pete]

@Pliny Pete What do you think would've happened if Watts got the Saturday 6:05 slot instead of Crockett in 85?

Watts was already a hit on TBS before Crockett bought Vinces timeslot so if were assuming that timeslot goes to Watts then some of the details are different but at the end of it all, everything is the same, Turner still ends up in the rasslin business and going to war with Vince and Vince wins

Watts still creates the UWF, which was like a minor league version of JCP already, same rough and tumble exciting action, just a B-team of talent compared to JCP's roster of stars

It becomes a hit on TBS but Watts still over extends himself trying to go national and ends up massively in debt

Watts is still a slave driver to the talent and an abrasive asshole to the execs at Turner so he doesnt last long term anyways

Dusty, Flair, Magnum, Tully, Nikita, Rock N Roll still end up in Crockett because theyre not gonna put up with Watts bullshit on a daily basis, maybe Corny and the Midnights stay with Watts, maybe they dont

Dusty still has stars in his eyes and wants his major motion pictures and sitcoms, baybay, so either he politics with Turner to get rid of Watts, who is pissing a lotta people off, or he out maneuvers Verne and ends up on ESPN

ESPN still doesnt respect rasslin and treats it like an embarrassing step child so eventually all the top guys move over to Ted Turner anyways and we end up in the same position were in now