PWD PWD 1069: AEW Ticket Sales Are Down

[RollSonnenRoll]

@RollSonnenRoll crisis averted. This tournament is not in Fresno. It's in Clovis, the next town over. 30 man bracket. They got a convoy of RVs here.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Damn, She Hulks creamy caramel skinned lawyer is baddie as fuck

Isn't that #HotGirlMeg?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Isn't that #HotGirlMeg?

GAWD!

 

[Pittie Petey]

Isn't that #HotGirlMeg?

No, shes Megs lawyer, Im talking about She Hulks lawyer

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

No, shes Megs lawyer, Im talking about She Hulks lawyer

I wasn’t planning on watching this but I might have to now with this ringing endorsement

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Oh wow

 

[lakersfan45]

I would have popped hard yesterday if triple
H said every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end

 

[D.R.H.]

@Batjester

NXT Review time

Show starts out with Pretty Deadly dress as old timey British Parliamentarians...or Judges...I don't know... @GoldenAzazel help me out here.
Anyway...this started out decent...then took three times as long as it should have to wrap up. Trips is definitely back in control. The the Brawling Brutes came out...and instead of brawling they talked. Up...they're mad now and charging the ring! Now we're going to get some brawling...wait...no...they're still talking...and they've lost me. I don't even care that they're brawling finally. Whatever. I'm sure they'll have a good match that I assume will be confirmed sometime after the second commercial break.

Alba Fyre attacks Toxic A...bitch can't even drop people with a baseball bat...that's sad. I'm assuming she just kindnapped Mandy. I fee like I've seen this before...and I don't care.

Carmello Hayes is a spot monkey with no charisma. Oro Mensah is a much less polished spot monkey. This fucker almost rolled his ankle during his prematch routine...<Lmaoo> This was sloppy, contrived, and lasted too long.

The Creeds are beasts. Julius checks a lot of star boxes.

Chase U is out. I still like these guys and the chick is #mybusiness. Von Wagner is still mediocre. Chase is still pretty good. Match was ok, but a forgone conclusion. Wes Lee can't throw a punch for shit.

It's VEER! Veer and Sanga...I like it!

Lash Legend with a walk out promo. Got to admit...I liked it. Short, sweet, to the point...more folks should talk like this. Plus she said she was going to kick Chu's stupid ass and I approve of anyone who does that. Match was shit though. CHu's offense is almost as bad as her gimmick. I thought Lash was a big time basketball player? Why does she look like a tard when she jumps?

I like serious Wes Lee much better than dumbass stoner Wes Lee...but he still needs some work on the mic. Stacks without Tony D...no thank you. I like the continuity though...I appreciate that.

Galus promo...short, sweet, and to the point. I like it...rough neck fuckers acting like rough necks.

TikTok chick vignette. I fucking hate these two. There is not one redeeming quality to these bitches. I take that back...Carter has a nice ass...but everything else about them is shit.

Toxic A coming out. Discount Jessie Spano has grown on me. She's still slow and sloppy in the ring, but she can talk well. Gigi has been slipping. She needs to step it up. She's getting fat and sloppy. Zoe Starks is terrible. La Fat Nikita has been slimming down a little bit. We're not there yet...but heading in the right direction. That's a good thing...she can work. Typical divas match...slow, awkward spots mixed in between bouncing around like a superball. Discount Jessi Spano with the crotch chop...<Lmaoo>. La Fat Nikita needs a new finisher.

Drago vignette was decent.

The Waller Effect...sigh. Jade and Perez can't pull this wooden script off as even remotely believable. Why in the blue hell is Perez wearing half a jacket. Everything about this sucks and there's not even eye candy to distract me. God damn the divas division is terrible. Waller telling them they both suck was the only part of this worth a damn. The 4 230lb security guards struggling to hold back two 90lb women made me want to eat some of that God awful looking stuff Lake posts about cooking so I could end my suffering. Apollo apparently drug Waller under the ring so he could rip his clothes off, put whore makeup on him and rape him. Goldie approved. He should have brought a light...it was obviously dark down there and he put the lipstick in Waller's eyes by mistake. This was awful.

We got a Creed up next...this show might be saved!

Gacey and not the GYV yelling at hoody person...meh.

Julius out solo looking like a grade A blue devil badass. Duke Hudson is in shit kicker mode. I like that. Julius just put the brakes on and beat that ass. Oh hell yeah! That 30 seconds was better than everything else on this show combined. We've got vanilla gorilla! Man I love the Creeds. Julius vs Kemp should be decent. Julius makes this shit sound like something he would actually say.

Devlin promo was decent.

Generic guy who looks like Seth Rogen does promo with morbidly obese gay black man...yeah...no.

Not Sin Cara promo...meh.

Quin has potential...shame's he so damn wooden when he talks. This was ok, nothing great. This Quincy dude is disgusting. He has bigger tits than Cora, Cruz, Katana, Stark, and Discount Jessie Spano combined. Horrible...just horrible.

Grimes has really fallen down the ladder.

Tag teams talk about title shots with guys who aren't champs. Dunne gingerly bangs chair on locker. Bleh.

Grumpy Brits vs Poofy Brits to finish the show. Should be good...shame they're only getting 12 minutes. It's too bad the Brutes are only like 5'5. Suspect Deadly are pretty damn good workers. This was good, but nothing Earth shattering. The timing looked off on the finish...came off weird. Best real match on the show by far. Stare down at the end was lame since none of the challengers can act like this is important.

Bad show...was not sports entertained. Hoping Halloween Havoc delivers.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

That Sumbitch Sam Zayn’s 2022 MVP run continues

 

[El Dandy]

That Sumbitch Sam Zayn’s 2022 MVP run continues

Co-sign on the MVP run. I know it’s leading to the Usos but it would be so good if it came to a head with the big dog.

 

[the ambush]

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Co-sign on the MVP run. I know it’s leading to the Usos but it would be so good if it came to a head with the big dog.

I smell money with him and Jey in a Samoan Street Fight and if Sam wins then he gets a shot at The Big Dawg

 

[lakersfan45]

That Sumbitch Sam Zayn’s 2022 MVP run continues

Yeah that was hillarious. Another amazing segment. I wonder if they knew sami was going to do the whole number 2 bit. You can see as it’s unraveling everyone is like where are u going with this

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Yeah that was hillarious. Another amazing segment. I wonder if they knew sami was going to do the whole number 2 bit. You can see as it’s unraveling everyone is like where are u going with this

“TAKE THE SHIRT OFF!”
<Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo>

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Sam making the usos interesting after years of the most forgettable tag team on the roster is truly his crowning achievement

 

[Sara]

Which creed is Julius?

 

[Pittie Petey]

Had to make an important adjustment at halftime, took off them ugly ass red boxer shorts I was wearing and put on my proud Michigan blues!
Hopefully that fixes the problem and gets this team playing some winning ball again

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Had to make an important adjustment at halftime, took off them ugly ass red boxer shorts I was wearing and put on my proud Michigan blues!
Hopefully that fixes the problem and gets this team playing some winning ball again

Sometimes you gotta change the whole outfit and sit in another spot on the couch, I don’t make the rules

 

[borntoloseNOT]

Bloodline is the gift that keeps on giving, and SZ is the icing on the top. Best thing in wrestling today is the Bloodline, loving it

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

JR got got