PWD PWD 1029: Getting Rubbed The Wrong Way By Keith Lee

[BEAST]

How can you say that when the one and only concept Kennedy McMahon is returning to da ring

 

[Thrawn33]

The WWE has no spirit of wrestling, you false prophet!

JUST BLEED God save us from the Heretic Servant of the AntiBLEED, Vince McMahon (curses be upon him)

 

[Sara]

Maybe he’s just taking a break pete. There are people in this place that just want to denigrate what you eat and tear you down even though you just try to spread the spirit of wrestling

You sweet potato lover

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

 

[Batjester]

My job is 35 minutes away, an hour+ if I get caught in rush hour.

Makes me want to live in a smaller city.

Lived in Denver, worked in Boulder. That was a 40+ minute drive if you were lucky.

So who else is hoping for a Doudrop and Otis sex tape?

 

[lakersfan45]

Will Bubba hold Steve’s feet to the fire on his inability to get HEAT in 2001? I hope so

Ewww now we are talking about Steve’s feet?
You and @Rex the Alchemist have gone too far

 

[BEAST]

Loaded up some of my old SvR save files.. I can't believe I had an Evil Uno mask back in 2005.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Ewww now we are talking about Steve’s feet?
You and @Rex the Alchemist have gone too far

Just make the new thread, lake

 

[SocraticMethod]

Don't let @WWEMole see this, he'll tell Vince, and Vince will think it's funny because two big people in love....

Ha! This is hilarious! They're disgusting fat blobs, but they're in love like actual people! Such good shit, pal! .... Let's have them have sexual relations in a kiddie pool full of gravy!

 

[SocraticMethod]

There’s a scene in Parks and Rec where Ann is having to help Ron do interviews with the citizens of Pawnee. The gag being that once they find out she’s a nurse, they all completely forget about what local government questions they were going to ask and just start grilling her about their medical issues. “What do you think this is on my arm??” “I’m not sleeping very well, what do you think that could be?”

I imagine being an attorney is very similar

There was a guy in the cafeteria at my old firm who would pull that shit at least once a week. "Hey, you're a lawyer, lemme ask you something..." and then it would be some convoluted story about if it's true he can just stop paying rent and his landlord can't kick him out. Hey, I got an idea - put my goddamn chicken tenders in the deep fryer and pay your fucking rent!

 

[Pittie Petey]

Loaded up some of my old SvR save files.. I can't believe I had an Evil Uno mask back in 2005.

Do you think thats where he got it from?

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

I'm two hours into Mondays raw on the dvr, and it's almost 4 fucking hours???

When did it go from 3 hours to 4 hours???

 

[Thrawn33]

Ha! This is hilarious! They're disgusting fat blobs, but they're in love like actual people! Such good shit, pal! .... Let's have them have sexual relations in a kiddie pool full of gravy!

"Make sure we do an in ring wedding with a dinner spot with an insane amount of food that gets interrupted and turns into a food fight!"

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

"Make sure we do an in ring wedding with a dinner spot with an insane amount of food that gets interrupted and turns into a food fight!"

Then when he fucks up Vince can interject Austin Theory as Fat Lady Thriller 2.0.

 

[SocraticMethod]

You sweet potato lover

LTR and his cousins used to call my mom "Sweet Potato." We all loved Sweet Potato very much, Sara.

 

[BEAST]

Do you think thats where he got it from?

Well I've never had Quebecers at my house, so I doubt it!

 

[SocraticMethod]

"Make sure we do an in ring wedding with a dinner spot with an insane amount of food that gets interrupted and turns into a food fight!"

"The payoff will be that Miz and Maryse try to steal the cake, but they trip over Chad Gable --- they don't see him because he's so short, see! -- and they end up with cake all over them. Then the fatties eat their wedding cake right off of Miz and Maryse while they thrash around on the ground. HA! Make sure a lot of the icing gets all down in ... down in Maryse's BOSOM! And then Doudrop can lick it out of there!"


"I can't believe you know Chad Gable's name." - Bruce (probably)

 

[SocraticMethod]

Then when he fucks up Vince can interject Austin Theory as Fat Lady Thriller 2.0.

I could potentially be somewhat entertained if they had some hot chicks throwing themselves at Theory and he keeps rejecting them, and then the reveal after several weeks is that he's been banging Doudrop all along. And he can do a promo like this, from the 2001 classic film, Summer Catch.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Ha! This is hilarious! They're disgusting fat blobs, but they're in love like actual people! Such good shit, pal! .... Let's have them have sexual relations in a kiddie pool full of gravy!

Can fat people love each other?

 

[Pittie Petey]

Can fat people love each other?