PVZ: "A lot of male fans" will enjoy battle of the implants vs. Ostovich

They both have faces that look like a bucket of smashed crabs. In saying that I would fuck both of them.

Exactly, when you hitting it from behind, all woman have the same face. <Lmaoo>
 
a tranny vs a generic college cheerleader?? ain't watching
 
That's a great song, but THIS is the song I live my life to!



"I will wear her face like a mask, as I do my little cookie dance"

but as for the PVZ-Ostovich "fight", I guess this song is appropriate:



"You've had a lot of dick.... but you ain't had mine"
"Now show them titties"

Hahaha, haven't thought about these guy's in ages, they were hilariously great.
 
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call me crazy, but when i see two pretty girls the last thing i want to see is them disfiguring each other
 
These threads are stupid (not that they were intended as anything else but mild entertainment to begin with; but they do become stupid) - as they always spiral down in stupid arguments such as: "So you like boys, I gather, yeah?" or "I bang only tens, bro." (always a white-belt, for some odd reason).

People have no problem accepting differences in tastes when it comes to food, yet, at same time, don't find it stupid to argue over taste in women. (At least with food, you may be a Ramsay, a Bocuse, and have a few Michelin stars to show for it; with most, we'd need to suspend disbelief and accept we're conversing with the second coming of Casanova and not some Cheeto-dusted fingered incel.)

At least with food - excuse me - but I think you have less (from the less important to the more, IMHO - I insist on "H"):
a) genetic influence on what you find "attractive";
b) influence due to whatever food gave you first (well, your taste buds) a stiffy (doesn't necessarily shape your ongoing preferences);
c) media-induced preferences: doesn't constantly try to override/supplant your love for Grandma's apple pie, and no apple pie has been subject to an ideal image changing like, I don't know, every decade;
d) influence like high-speed, available on demand virtually free porn (and this is the major one IMO): newsflash, your brain is plastic and your (escalating, in many cases) porn consumption will influence your taste.

Best thing you can do, boyos, is lay off the porn. 6 months later, you will thank yourself.

Over & out.
 
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Oh yeah - and I'm genuinely flabbergasted that no one has commented yet on this guy's hairline :). Sherdog has some odd fetishes :) (of course, "no romo" dissipates all misunderstandings). :)

(Another thread competing in popularity with this one, currently, references TJ's nipples. Too much Sherdog for me, I guess, already.)
 
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Alright so the fight won't be of the highest quality skill-wise, but both girls have taken beatings where they're both completely bloodied, but still go hard at it to the end. PVZ vs Thug Rose and Ostovich vs Andre Lee are the fights I'm referring to. Ostovich also had a Fight of the Night against Ariel Beck which is worth checking out (and not just for Rachael's ass in that Wonder Woman outfit!).

They're both fun fighters to watch and are both very easy on the eyes so I'm looking forward to this.
 
Who's favourite to win this in all seriousness? I'm going with Ostovich purely because Paige's heart isn't in the game.
 
This, I would never go into a relationship with a fake boobed woman, plastic chicks are only for a one night stand and these two attention starved wenches would be no exception.

Hey man, my playstation is also plastic and I can play with that for days ;)
 
I live near DC and see prettier women at salsa socials every week. I'm not claiming PVZ or Ostovich are ugly, nor that I pull all these prettier women, but you sure as hell aren't pulling PVZ or Ostovich either. To be fair, you might not live near a city and I've noticed the further out I go from a larger city, the fewer attractive women I find.
Lol. Paige is definitely pretty (not so sure about the other one) but neither of them are at the unattainable supermodel gold digger level and are just average pretty girls.

These types of girls are very attainable by any guy with some self-confidence and a good sense of humour.

Believe in yourself a little more bro and you can definitely pull a Paige or Ostravich level chick.
 
I'm hoping for three rounds of sweaty grappling. Let us all pray they both choose spandex tights instead of those loose MMA shorts. For a better experience.
 
Who's favourite to win this in all seriousness? I'm going with Ostovich purely because Paige's heart isn't in the game.
I'd agree
Ostovich should win if she puts enough pressure on PVZ
If they start swangin and bangin (probably won't) then Paige will quit
 
Rachael looks like the kind of woman that secretly hates herself and does all kinds of messed up stuff in the sack because of it.

Fucking innnnnnnnn

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