Pulled over

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  1. Losfer Words Brown Belt

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    Coming home from work tonight, a cop was following me. I always have a shifty from the bar before i leave work so i was a tad uncomfortable about it. I stay in my lane for a couple miles and then my turn came up. I switched lanes. He switched lanes. I turn on my neighborhood street and he hits the lights.

    Asked me if i know why he pulled me over. I say i have no idea...yadda yadda...someone stole my plates, swapped them with stolen plates and left my registration sticker on the stolen plates. Its been a while since i was surround by cops, its intimidating.

    Tldr: i gave blowies to a group of uniformed men.
     
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    So your Thursday night was like a Saturday night?

    That's got to be confusing.
     
  6. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    well at least they didnt kill you, but you are live the life of a loose end
     
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    Snowflake:
    “Good thing you aren’t black or else they would have shot you. You know because all cops shoot black people.”
     

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