Pulled over

[Losfer Words]

Coming home from work tonight, a cop was following me. I always have a shifty from the bar before i leave work so i was a tad uncomfortable about it. I stay in my lane for a couple miles and then my turn came up. I switched lanes. He switched lanes. I turn on my neighborhood street and he hits the lights.

Asked me if i know why he pulled me over. I say i have no idea...yadda yadda...someone stole my plates, swapped them with stolen plates and left my registration sticker on the stolen plates. Its been a while since i was surround by cops, its intimidating.

Tldr: i gave blowies to a group of uniformed men.

 

[syct23]

Here for free bj...

 

[IloveTHIS]

Did you lick his boots?

 

[DaleBoca]

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Tldr: i gave blowies to a group of uniformed men.

So your Thursday night was like a Saturday night?

That's got to be confusing.

 

[JAEGERX]

well at least they didnt kill you, but you are live the life of a loose end

 

[I Am Legion]

Snowflake:
“Good thing you aren’t black or else they would have shot you. You know because all cops shoot black people.”