Shoop $$$ PRIZES!!! Non Gif Shoop Contest v5 "BMF" Sign Up Thread!! - NGS

[Medulla Omoplata]

Dude, rockets are boring. There were always one of the last candies left in the bag when I was a kid. Along with the tootsie rolls probably.

You gotta have some chocalate bars in there, some smarties, lolipops, skittles, licorice and starburst...

Rockets awesome

were first thing I looked for in my pillow case full of treats as kid

Are you guys discussing which candy @Clippy should have in his creepy shed based on how appealing they are to children?

 

[Bucky O'Hare]

Are you guys discussing which candy @Clippy should have in his creepy shed based on how appealing they are to children?

 

[Sansnom]

Rockets awesome

were first thing I looked for in my pillow case full of treats as kid

Now i'm craving for candy.

Aside from the occasional chocolate bar that you can buy at the cash register, i've never actually bought candy from the candy aisle as an adult.

I think i'm gonna try to find a mix bag of candy to buy this week.

 

[Arqueto]

Alrighty then.

Gonna switch my training camp to the Canadian rockies.

Do you still do ice skating for cardio?

 

[Clippy]

Are you guys discussing which candy @Clippy should have in his creepy shed based on how appealing they are to children?

Bitch it's a GARAGE

I have a shed next to my GARAGE

don't undermine my garage what an insult

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Bitch it's a GARAGE

I have a shed next to my GARAGE

don't undermine my garage what an insult

I wish I had a garage. I would put my car in it.

 

[Sansnom]

Do you still do ice skating for cardio?

Yes, and I've also been training my balance.

 

[Arqueto]

I wish I had a garage. I would put my car in it.

It would have to be a really high garage:

 

[Clippy]

I wish I had a garage. I would put my car in it.

I always leave room for car especially in winter so don't have to clean off car or scrape glass

yah I got lucky

 

[Sansnom]

I wish I had a garage. I would put my car in it.

Do you know what's the difference between a Ferrari and kidnapped children?

@Clippy doesn't have a Ferrari in his garage.

 

[Doughie99]

Do you know what's the difference between a Ferrari and kidnapped children?

@Clippy doesn't have a Ferrari in his garage.

ooh....BURN!!

this thread is already v entertaining and we're still days away from UFC244....

 

[Clippy]

Do you know what's the difference between a Ferrari and kidnapped children?

@Clippy doesn't have a Ferrari in his garage.

Why can't I just be a stoner who likes to eat candy out of a breadbox in their garage

The candy is for me!!!

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Sometimes I would go out to my garage and be like man I really gotta clean this place up, organize the tools, take those old paint cans to the dump. And then i would not do that and go back in the house.

Fuck that would be awesome.

 

[Arqueto]

Fuck that would be awesome.

It really would, not doing stuff is so much better than doing stuff.

 

[Sansnom]

If I had a garage i'd spend a bunch of time drinking and smoking there and just contemplating what I should build with all my tools. Maybe a birdbox.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

If I had a garage i'd spend a bunch of time drinking and smoking there and just contemplating what I should build with all my tools. Maybe a birdbox.

 

[Clippy]

Sometimes I would go out to my garage and be like man I really gotta clean this place up, organize the tools, take those old paint cans to the dump. And then i would not do that and go back in the house.

Fuck that would be awesome.

Thats what happen to me

My garage used to be full of junk and my Uncle came over one Thanksgiving and garage shamed the fuck out of me

So he helped me find way to organize things and gave me cabinets etc

Then we started having parties as I settled in to new home and I set up some chairs, lamps and etc

and strung lights on rafters and through the years more lights and all sorts of nick nacks and interesting things etc

it's a hit at parties

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but then my uncle still shamed me cause he's like this is suppose to be a garage, not a tavern as he calls it

He thought we would be doing garage things like setting up work bench etc

 

[Bucky O'Hare]

It would have to be a really high garage:

that thing is unroadworthy

 

[Clippy]

If I had a garage i'd spend a bunch of time drinking and smoking there and just contemplating what I should build with all my tools. Maybe a birdbox.

I found a post in the woods thats perfect to mount a bird house on

 

[Sansnom]

Lol

That's probably what it's like to build a birdbox while completely wasted.