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  1. Koro_11 Gold Belt

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    Just reading about that lunatic Mayhem Miller in jail again, and was thinking how not surprisingly you got quite a few MMA fighters who end up in the can.

    So just wondering who would be the champs by weight class out of the convict MMA fighters.

    I rank them based on the severity of their crime, length of sentence, combined with their actual fighting skills.




    Featherweight - Crazy Horse Benett
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    Lightweight - Jeremy Jackson
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    I'm guessing WW would be between these two guys?

    War Machine
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    Mayhem Miller
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    Middleweight - Lee Murray
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    Lightheavyweight - Thiago Silva
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    Heavyweight - Aleksander Emelianenko
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    Openweight Champ - Joe Son
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    Am I missing anyone?
     
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    There's probably a ton of guys we've never heard of. A lot that could probably beat the aforementioned.
     
  5. Koro_11 Gold Belt

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    Emelianenko takes him at HW, and Thiago kills him at 205 if Datsik can even make weight.
     
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    Good of you to include names TS
     
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    Probably, but he's at least nutty enough to be a contender.
     
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    Boxing - I'd say a young Paul Sykes.

     
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    Krazy Horse, what a character that was!
     
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    Lavar Jhnson
     
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  13. Koro_11 Gold Belt

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    No doubt, he's as crazy as anyone on my list, I just think his fighting ability is a notch below top level, although he was a tough guy and famously has that win over Arlovski.
     
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    Rob Broughton
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    Sorry, it's the elitist hardcore in me who believes everyone posting on sherdog should know their mma history, but just for you:

    Crazy Horse Benett
    Jeremy Jackson
    War Machine
    Mayhem Miller
    Lee Murray
    Thiago Silva
    Aleksander Emelianenko
    Joe Son
     
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    I say we let them bang in a royal rumble style clash brush.
     
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    2 of the guys posted, are rapists....
     
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