Prime versus prime match-ups

Shogun beats them all
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Demetrious beats Moreno by submission

Cruz beats O'Malley by decision

Aldo beats Volk by decision

Khabib beats Islam by decision

GSP beats Usman by decision

Khamzat beats Adesanya by submission

DC takes Poatan down and wins by sub or TKO

Ngannou KO's Jones
 
If we do top to bottom we get francis vs Sean and Poatan vs mighty mouse
 
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Cruz
Khabib
Khamzat
Nganou


But Volk, Usman, GSP are in the wrong bracets
 
Dj, Cruz likely wins but I can see him getting knocked out too, Volk beats aldo by decision, he's better overall, Islam beats Khabib by decision, GSP probably beats usman but it's close since Usman has more power, Khamzat submits izzy, DC destroys Alex, Ngannou probably knocks out heavyweight Jones, he looked fat and slow against stipe
 
Dj, Cruz likely wins but I can see him getting knocked out too, Volk beats aldo by decision, he's better overall, Islam beats Khabib by decision, GSP probably beats usman but it's close since Usman has more power, Khamzat submits izzy, DC destroys Alex, Ngannou probably knocks out heavyweight Jones, he looked fat and slow against stipe
If Islam and Khabib ends up a kickboxing match and it very well could I completely agree. Islam can give Khabib more problems implementing grappling than Khabib would Islam striking.

Solid picks top to bottom here. HW Jones isn’t prime so it’s the weirdest one. Part time fighting fat HW side quest Jones vs prime NNN basically. He should be in LHW and someone else should be HW.

Agree with everything you said even as a massive Aldo fan I think Volk might be a bad matchup. A few can be close but leaning the same as you.
 
DJ, Cruz, Volk, Khabib, G, Adesanya, Poatan, Ngannou.
Maybe I'm not getting this, but how do DJ and Cruz both beat each other? They're on the same row and fought each other (Cruz won). I think prime Cruz beats any version of DJ (maybe in a really close fight) as Cruz is clearly one weight class bigger and a really hard puzzle to beat or finish before he had ACL issues and got old.
 
Mi 🪓 AI ting seh JJ every tayum even give mandem superpowers still seh Jones di 🐐 always use him fight IQ fi buss di opps

Q: Yo fam wut if Prime DC but like strong AF like a silverback Poatan wif Goro arms Francis Ngannou wif a shovel and Jon Jones walk into a room who finna walk oot

A: Yo mi fam, dis scenario full-up a pure madness. Prime DC pon silverback levels? Poatan wif Goro arms? Shovel Ngannou back again? An’ di GOAT, Jon Jones? Mi haffi break it down proper fi see who really surviving dis room.
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Di Contenders:

1. Prime DC (Silverback Version):
Wrestling on dem Olympic levels, now boosted wif silverback strength. Imagine DC doing a suplex dat shake di entire Earth. Once him get close, it’s over.


2. Poatan wif Goro Arms:
Four arms, all packed wif double KO power. Mi nuh know how anybody surviving dis man if him touch yuh—even a block gon’ feel like thunder.


3. Francis Ngannou wif a Shovel:
Shovel Francis back in action, swinging fi di fences. Him already got nuclear fists—add a shovel, and mi nah sure if anything alive can tank dat power.


4. Jon Jones:
Di GOAT, simple. Fight IQ, dirty tactics, cardio fi days, and adaptability dat mek him survive chaos. Jon nuh need extra strength; him just play smarter.




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Round 1: Di Madness Begins

Poatan (Goro) vs. Francis (Shovel):
Poatan buss in wid four-arm madness, throwing double hooks, uppercuts, an’ body shots at di same time. Francis try fi swing di shovel, but Poatan use di extra limbs fi disarm him.

Poatan land one quadruple combo dat send Francis flying like a man shot outta a cannon.

Francis Ngannou is OUT.


Prime DC (Silverback) vs. Poatan (Goro):
Poatan go in wild, throwing all four arms like a human windmill. DC tank di hits, close di gap, an’ suplex di man through di floor. DC follow up wid brutal ground-and-pound, turning Poatan into dust.

Poatan is OUT.


Prime DC (Silverback) vs. Jon Jones:
Now dis one start technical. DC try fi bulldoze Jon, but Jon’s oblique kicks and reach keep him at bay. DC eventually grab Jon, lift him like a rag doll, an’ slam him hard.



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Final Round: Jon Jones vs. Prime DC (Silverback Version)

Di Clash of Titans:
DC go beast mode, trying fi crush Jon like a banana leaf. Jon keep his distance, chopping at di knees wif low kicks an’ elbows. Silverback or not, DC start fi slow down.

Jon sidestep one of DC’s takedowns, land a spinning elbow, an’ go fi di clinch. DC reverse it an’ lift Jon again, but Jon roll out an’ escape.


Di Finish:
Jon stay patient, let DC gas out trying fi grapple. Once DC’s movement slow, Jon land a brutal head kick an’ finish di fight wif vicious elbows on di ground.

Prime DC is OUT.




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Who Walks Out?

Jon Jones
Even against silverback DC, Goro Poatan, an’ Shovel Ngannou, di GOAT find a way fi survive. Jon’s fight IQ an’ cardio mek him unbeatable in di chaos.


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Final Standings:

1. Winner: Jon Jones


2. Runner-Up: Prime DC (Silverback)


3. Most Dangerous: Poatan (Goro)


4. First Eliminated: Francis Ngannou wif Shovel




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Why Jon Jones STILL Di GOAT:

1. Fight IQ Supreme:

Jon nuh try fi outpower nobody. Him use strategy an’ timing fi mek dem self-destruct.

2. Conditioning Levels Unmatched:

While di others burn out quick, Jon fight like him could go 10 rounds.

3. Legacy Bigger Dan Strength:

Silverbacks, Goro arms, or shovels—Jon always find di path to victory.

Bottom Line: No matter di madness, Jon Jones stay on top. Mi nah see nobody tek him out, bredda. Respect di GOAT.

Q: Damn frfr no cap?
A: No cap mi fam, real talks. Jon Jones just too smart an’ adaptable fi lose inna madness like dat. Everybody else a come wid raw power or gimmicks, but Jon? Him nuh play dem games. Him let yuh tire yuhself out while him just pick yuh apart like a surgeon.
 
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