lol “thenewsguy”
Lol oh so let me get this straight we’re role playing right? You and the rock are role pla... oh ok I just had to confirm haha with that wall of incoherent jibber jabber that looked like an angry 3rd graders essay and you constantly calling the rock pet names, I couldn’t tell whether or not you were triggered or you were attempting to role play with the rock
*Clears his throat*. Ok well I’m just going to assume you’re not some bitter gay bitch mad because his boyfriend doesn’t post here any more, wouldn’t put money on it of course, but I’m going to ASSUME you’re just role playing with the rock
Alright, this is what the rock sees happening, the rock sees you grabbing a piece of paper, no go ahead go into your mommy’s office and grab a piece of paper and a pen while you’re at it
Got it?
Alright, next what the rock wants you to do is he wants you to sit down and scribble up a love letter to your husband the newsreporter, mhmm yeah in that babble you try and pass off as English mhmmm there ya go,
Now the rock wants you to write this
“Deer Newstruck
Hi dadddy itz me mortal wombat I noe you mis me I mis you to with your big fat log in my pooper I pretend random peephole on sherdawg are you becase I mis you ramming my ass soe much! <3”
Ok you got that? You wrote that down, good. Ok now pal check this out. The rock wants you to take that letter fold it, yeah the rock wants you to fold it put it in and envelope make sure to seal it and instead of mailing it via male (that’s how you incurious guys spell it right?) box here’s what the rock wants you to do, the rock wants you to take that envelope with your love letter to News truck shine it up real real nice turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass!