Prime Christie Brinkly all time hotness ranking?



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And because this thread is now about hot woman in general, young Natalie Imbruglia and Rachel Leigh Cook don't get enough love:

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The only thing wrong with Christy Brinkley is Billy Joel. I mean, seriously, what IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
 
The only thing wrong with Christy Brinkley is Billy Joel. I mean, seriously, what IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Money is a hell of a drug. I mean look at Talulah Riley. Look at Elon Musk. Aside from money, what would poosibly explain someone who looks like her, marrying someone like him?



Props to the guy who mentioned Stephanie Seymour. Also, Cindy Crawford.

One of my personal favorites, many people will tell me I'm nuts, but Danica McKellar, aka Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years. 40 years old now, her Instagram bikini pics shame girls half her age.
 
let me just say she was on a playboy cover about 83 and I was so fucking excited when my grandma brought me the issue from the army library (I was like 8) and she was not fucking naked in it!!!!
 
Money is a hell of a drug. I mean look at Talulah Riley. Look at Elon Musk. Aside from money, what would poosibly explain someone who looks like her, marrying someone like him?



Props to the guy who mentioned Stephanie Seymour. Also, Cindy Crawford.

One of my personal favorites, many people will tell me I'm nuts, but Danica McKellar, aka Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years. 40 years old now, her Instagram bikini pics shame girls half her age.
her rich as fuck too though, and she could have had dude so much richer than that disgusting fuck.
 
her rich as fuck too though, and she could have had dude so much richer than that disgusting fuck.
Aside from unknown middle easterners, not many richer than musk.
 
Well since Kathy Ireland and Rebecca Gayheart have already been mentioned, allow me to reveal my other crushes from childhood:

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Thread needs more Olivia d'Abo

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Older sister from Wonder Years. Fwapped to her in Conan the destroyer in my early-mid teens (early 00's). Found out she was barely 13 at the time. First time I felt dirty for masturbating. She still looked when she was older in L&O: Criminal Intent as Vincent Donofrio's recurring villain.
 
Well since Kathy Ireland and Rebecca Gayheart have already been mentioned, allow me to reveal my other crushes from childhood:

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oh, madchen amick was one of the hottest ever

"this is where we live shelly"
 
Older sister from Wonder Years. Fwapped to her in Conan the destroyer in my early-mid teens (early 00's). Found out she was barely 13 at the time. First time I felt dirty for masturbating. She still looked when she was older in L&O: Criminal Intent as Vincent Donofrio's recurring villain.

Ha! Badass...
 
Ha! Badass...
Just checked Wiki, she was 15 at the time of the film's release, so 14 during filming.

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obviously too old for Cint, but enough to make me feel dirty as a teen.
 
Honestly, in the world of modelling and Hollywood, Christie doesn't even enter the top 1000 IMO.

For the white knights: Yes, she's hot, yes, would burgle
 
For me the perfect woman is prime Lynda Carter
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A close second is Jacqueline Bisset
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I like prime Heather Thomas too but she didn't age as well as the other two
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EDIT: I don't know why these women from the 60s, 70s, and 80s first come to mind, its not like I'm old guy or anything. probably because I used to watch TV Land as a kid just for the cute retro ladies and to appreciate just how dated some of those shows were.
 
For me the perfect woman is prime Lynda Carter
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A close second is Jacqueline Bisset
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I like prime Heather Thomas too but she didn't age as well as the other two
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EDIT: I don't know why these women from the 60s, 70s, and 80s first come to mind, its not like I'm old guy or anything. probably because I used to watch TV Land as a kid just for the cute retro ladies and to appreciate just how dated some of those shows were.


yeah revenge of the nerds babe was a babe. Linda carter meh. wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers that's for damn sure. but if were talking 80's babes Christie is my number 1 draft pick followed closely by Marty Mcfly's mom.
 
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