Primal - upcoming Nic Cage movie; is it just me or does this plot sound amazing?

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So I was browsing Nic Cage's upcoming filmography and ran across this movie called Primal that it seems is filming right now.

Then I read the plot:

A big-game hunter for zoos who has booked passage on a Greek shipping freighter with a fresh haul of exotic and deadly animals from the Amazon, including a rare white Jaguar - along with a political assassin being extradited to the U.S in secret. Two days into the journey, the assassin escapes and releases the captive animals, throwing the ship into chaos.
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Nic Cage starring in a movie where he's battling it out at sea with an assassin on a ship that is filled with wild animals that have gotten loose? Dude, I am fucking THERE!
 
yea, I will definitely be watching that as soon as I can
 
Goats On A Boat

This started as a Snakes On A Plane reference, but now I think it's a Green Eggs And Ham reference.
 
get these motherfuckin exotic animals off my motherfuckin boat!
 
I've had it with these mother fucking exotic and deadly animals on this mother fucking shipping freighter!
 
Only watching it if he has the hair from Con Air, otherwise I’m completely uninterested.
 
crocs off the dock! that doesn't work

gator on the freighter???
 
shadow_priest_x said:
So I was browsing Nic Cage's upcoming filmography and ran across this movie called Primal that it seems is filming right now.

Then I read the plot:



Nic Cage starring in a movie where he's battling it out at sea with an assassin on a ship that is filled with wild animals that have gotten loose? Dude, I am fucking THERE!
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Sounds like Snakes on a Plane, except with Jaguars on a Boat.

Would watch.
 
Missed opportunity not casting Sam Jackson as the assassin in my opinion.

Anyway this movie is definitely a must watch and the thread has already delivered multiple laughs. Respect.
 
When I get a chance to see a nic cage movie, I watch it. It's like opening a box a crackerjack's. You just never know what's inside. Besides the Carmel popcorn...
 
I think you guys are gonna enjoy the movie :)
 
ufcfan4 said:
Missed opportunity not casting Sam Jackson as the assassin in my opinion.

Anyway this movie is definitely a must watch and the thread has already delivered multiple laughs. Respect.
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Dude, truer words were never typed on these fucking boards.

Could you imagine SLJ and Cage trading quips back and forth whilst taking potshots at each other and fighting off bears and shit?
 
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