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Premier League Thread v199: Can't be arsed edition

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Lol I was being carried out of Vivid (strip club) last night by a fellow Sherdog poster. He legit drove me to my boy's apartment so I only took shit this morning when I had to tell Kelly "I swear I was sleeping at Nick's spot". She doesn't believe me even though it's true
I like where this is going...
 
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wood let her give me a red card if she farted in my mouth
 
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Be happy for me. Turns out I don't have cancer. Just a problematic cyst on my lungs. I don't even know how to feel right now. Wow. I shouldn't have been diagnosed in the first place but as if I care. My life is going like my FF at the moment. I seriously thought there wasn't anything left living for a couple of months or so ago. You guys are all wonderful btw.
 
Sorry guize I'm just like wtf. People I know keep telling me I need to sue someone, but I'm too fucking happy and relieved to entertain that shit right now. Do you know or at least emphasize with what I'm saying?
 
Be happy for me. Turns out I don't have cancer. Just a problematic cyst on my lungs. I don't even know how to feel right now. Wow. I shouldn't have been diagnosed in the first place but as if I care. My life is going like my FF at the moment. I seriously thought there wasn't anything left living for a couple of months or so ago. You guys are all wonderful btw.

Probably the best post someone's ever posted in here. get the fuck in mate! I remember your thread about it a while back. So happy for you. Go make some quiche now :D
 
Sorry guize I'm just like wtf. People I know keep telling me I need to sue someone, but I'm too fucking happy and relieved to entertain that shit right now. Do you know or at least emphasize with what I'm saying?

Aye think about that shit later, put your favourite choonz on full blast now and let yourself free!
 
Probably the best post someone's ever posted in here. get the fuck in mate! I remember your thread about it a while back. So happy for you. Go make some quiche now :D

I'm just like *laugh* *cry* *laugh* *cry* and I have no control over it. I've supressed my emotions as a self defense mechanism for so long. Fuck me man, I don't know where I'm at, but it's a better place than I thought possible given the circumstances. I'm going to live everyday as though it's my last and use it as a learning experience. People seem to like me better this way.
 
I'm just like *laugh* *cry* *laugh* *cry* and I have no control over it. I've supressed my emotions as a self defense mechanism for so long. Fuck me man, I don't know where I'm at, but it's a better place than I thought possible given the circumstances. I'm going to live everyday as though it's my last and use it as a learning experience. People seem to like me better this way.

Yea no one can put themselves through or even understand what you've been through.

Enjoy yourself pal. You deserve the best.

I legit did a :D when I read your post. So fucking happy for you.
 
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