Futbol Premier League Thread 2023/24 V17: I could eat Edition

[650lb Sumo]

Edit: Astrid's tweet seems to be being autoblocked maybe. I'd better not circumvent the block but you can see it here https://twitterdotcom/AstridWett/status/1766072870294180154

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Predictions

Aston Villa 1 - 1 Spurs
West Ham 2 - 0 Burnley
Brighton 2 - 1 Forest
Liverpool 1 - 2 Man City

 

[Chules]

would'nt wipe my arse with this

wipe it with sandpaper, cunt!

 

[Chules]

Spoiler: Sleepy Joe

put him on a geriatric ward ffs

 

[Chules]

His wife ;

 

[Chules]

@Arqueto @650lb Sumo

 

[Chules]

@Dr J

 

[Chules]

Happy caturday!! @lsa @isa @Da Speeit @xtramob @BroRogan

Taken 5 minutes ago, my lil baby

Spoiler

 

[Chules]

Shirt review; up there with my favourite arsenal shirts. Thanks to @Arqueto for making me cancel my sports direct order which stopped Mike Ashley getting my monies and telling me to get the Heat RDY edition. It’s not skin tight and it feels very very comfy. The fabric itself has all these funky patterns that make you feel like you’re wearing pj’s but you’re actually wearing a football shirt

Spoiler: Pictures

10/10 imo

My mum approves of the shirt, said it’s the best arsenal shirt she’s seen in a long time, paying particular praise for the colour combination. @Carl Drogo @EOW

 

[Ignicious]

@EOW If your guys could do the job against Ipswich today I'd be a happy man

 

[Chules]

 

[Arqueto]

@Arqueto @650lb Sumo

That's an old one bruv. Hilarious though, state of that tattoo <Lmaoo>

 

[Chules]

Retro kit juventus

Spoiler

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

@Da Speeit

Spoiler: Fukin choon m8

 

[Arqueto]

1-0 to Man U from a penalty

@BroRogan/Changy not happy

 

[Ignicious]

1-0 to Man U from a penalty

@BroRogan/Changy not happy

I need two more goals in this for economic reasons. Doesn't really matter who scores

 

[FadeLess]

What a save by Prickford !!!!

 

[Chules]

1-0 to Man U from a penalty

@BroRogan/Changy not happy

Ffs but 10 Hag in so we can allow it

 

[weaselkenievil]

So the futbol emojis are back up but which ones are missing?

This all that is there now:

<{Red Card}>

The Jose smiling one is gone. Which other ones does anyone notice missing?

No French Tony Martial happy face?

 

[Chules]

Cheating bastard ref

United get another pen