Futbol Premier League Thread 2023/24 V17: I could eat Edition

[Ignicious]

my mate who sold me the ticket for Saturday just sent it!

Let’s fuckin gooo

The Arsenal !

You gonna wear your new gear? Or are you not ready?

 

[Chules]

You gonna wear your new gear? Or are you not ready?

I’ll see how skin tight it is Innit I’m a fatty atm and in the process of having to lose some jurrien timber.

If not I’ll wear my arsenal home from a few years ago or my Henry shirt.

Spoiler

 

[BroRogan]

Of course I back those bastards. Norway has improved these last years and may get an extra spot next year. We just need to do better than Israel and some other nobody

Bodø/Glimt was your norwegian team, right? Or did I mix something up?

Why are we the 5:30 game ffs

Feel like there’s more pressure on those isolated time slots lol

Next couple of games VfB also been put on Friday, Sat evening etc. I was thinking the same recently Need to simply don't give a fuck about that!

 

[650lb Sumo]

Damn @Jonathan Utah , what happened bro? Your first European campaign was going pretty well until now!

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Damn @Jonathan Utah , what happened bro? Your first European campaign was going pretty well until now!

De Zerbi is tactically limited and got figured out.

 

[Chules]

De Zerbi is tactically limited and got figured out.

He’s a hipster manager

Knows fuck all about the beautiful game but has nice drip and pretends he knows what he’s talking about for the xG nerds

 

[Ignicious]

Bodø/Glimt was your norwegian team, right? Or did I mix something up?



Next couple of games VfB also been put on Friday, Sat evening etc. I was thinking the same recently Need to simply don't give a fuck about that!

Bro...(Rogan...). You know FK Haugesund is my team, but they havn't been playing in europe for some time (knocked out Sturm Graz is our claim to fame). Like @650lb Sumo I stay loyal to the teams repping homecountry.

 

[BroRogan]

@Ignicious Bro (Ignicious) I know and remember of course just being a bit of a plonker sometimes

 

[Carl Drogo]

De Zerbi is tactically limited and got figured out.

I've been saying it since he mugged Fergie off for Welbeck early on. Knows fuck all about the beautiful game.


Edit: @Chules stop beating me to the beautiful saying

 

[Chules]

I've been saying it since he mugged Fergie off for Welbeck early on. Knows fuck all about the beautiful game.


Edit: @Chules stop beating me to the beautiful saying

if no one else said it to you today, you’re beautiful.

 

[Carl Drogo]

if no one else said it to you today, you’re beautiful.

Mustof heard it 3 or 4 times already

 

[Carl Drogo]

Chael absolutely destroys soccer and Manchester United. May have to stop watching the sport tbh

Timestamped

Spoiler

Beckman <45>

 

[650lb Sumo]

Predictions

Man United 2 - 1 Everton
Crystal Palace 2- 1 Luton
Bournemouth 2 - 0 Sheffield United
Wolves 1 - 0 Fulham
Arsenal 3 - 0 Brentford

Whitby Town 1 - 0 Gainsborough Trinity

 

[650lb Sumo]

I just checked Coral and Labour are 1/10 to win the next election lol.

You can also get 66/1 for Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson to become the next US President, and Meghan Markle is 500/1.

 

[Chules]

 

[Ignicious]

I am for some reason a Sherdog millionaire now because of @helax and his loophole.
Imaginary kebabs on me guys!

Edit: forgot it was friday. Imaginary fried chicken on me!!

 

[Chules]

I am for some reason a Sherdog millionaire now because of @helax and his loophole.
Imaginary kebabs on me guys!

Edit: forgot it was friday. Imaginary fried chicken on me!!

Why imaginary? PayPal me a tenner for a kebab

 

[Ignicious]

Why imaginary? PayPal me a tenner for a kebab

Close your eyes and imagine I did that. PayPal isn't a thing here anyways.
@650lb Sumo don't you dare

 

[Rawex]

ClownshowFC

 

[weaselkenievil]

@Jonathan Utah @weaselkenievil have you listened to the Liam x John Squire LP yet? Couple of good tunes on that and likely me the general Stones-y vibe. Fun listen and cool collab they pulled off it's only rock'n'roll

I haven’t mate, but the few I’ve heard all sound good and I’m definitely getting on this. I was shocked when this was announced but wasn’t shocked it was good. Thank fuck he picked Liam and not Noel! Have a good weekend Bro