Locked Premier League Thread 2023/24 V14: Merry Xmas Prem Threaders Edition

[Chules]

Make sure to vote in the heavies for POTY buds. https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/...ward-semifinals-round.4318074/#post-172584491

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i cri everytime

 

[Chules]

Who’s zat on the right, asking for a friend.

His dawtah, she's a slag

 

[Chules]

…

Double ffs

ON?!

 

[Chules]

Tuesday, 26th December 2023
Newcastle United v Nottingham Forest, 12:30
Bournemouth v Fulham, 15:00
Sheffield United v Luton Town, 15:00
Burnley v Liverpool, 17:30
Manchester United v Aston Villa, 20:00

Wednesday, 27th December 2023
Brentford v Wolverhampton Wanderers, 19:30
Chelsea v Crystal Palace, 19:30
Everton v Manchester City, 20:15

Thursday, 28th December 2023
Brighton & Hove Albion v Tottenham Hotspur, 19:30
Arsenal v West Ham United, 20:15

Am actually rooting for Man U. We need 10 Hag IN and Villa to fuck off.

 

[Chules]

 

[LEWIS540]

Still Christmas til the 31st

What a Santa....legit looks like Richard Attenborogh came back from the dead!

 

[Chules]

@EOW opening a 6 pack of mince pies right now.. plan is to have just one, max two. Will keep you updated if any changes occur to said plan.

 

[The_Renaissance]

PREDICTIONS:

Newcastle 2 - 1 Nottm Forest
Sheff Utd 0 - 0 Luton Town
Bournemouth 2 - 1 Fulham
Burnley 0 - 4 Liverpool
Chelsea 1 - 1 Crystal Palace
Brentford 3 - 1 Wolves
Everton 1 - 3 Man City
Brighton 0 - 2 Spurs
Arsenal 2 - 0 West Ham

United 0 - 2 Aston Villa

 

[650lb Sumo]

Just saw Beth Mead at the Boxing Day Dip - she judged the fancy dress. The girl who won the junior female fancy dress was dressed as a footballer with a Mead top.

 

[Rawex]

Newcastle over 2.5 lets go @Arqueto

 

[Arqueto]

Newcastle over 2.5 lets go @Arqueto

We're at home, so we should be able to get the win, but after recent performances (especially away), I'm not that confident.

We're playing injured players ATM and it needs to stop, just play the kids FFS

 

[Arqueto]

@BroRogan @650lb Sumo @Da Speeit



Isak and Botman back into the starting 11. Joelinton is on the bench, which is good news; his injury must not be as bad as first reported.

C'mon the Toon!!!

 

[Chules]

Just saw Beth Mead at the Boxing Day Dip - she judged the fancy dress. The girl who won the junior female fancy dress was dressed as a footballer with a Mead top.

Say a prayer for Beth Mead, she used to go out with Danielle VDD, now she's with Miedema. Massive downgrade imo.

 

[Arqueto]

Penalty to the Toon

1-0 to the Toon

 

[650lb Sumo]

Isak 1 - 0

 

[650lb Sumo]

Say a prayer for Beth Mead, she used to go out with Danielle VDD, now she's with Miedema. Massive downgrade imo.

Before:

After:

I wouldn't say that's a massive downgrade. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[FadeLess]

Dear Elanga,

Wouldnt you agree that when you have a clear cut chance to assist your ( completely alone ) teammate, instead of deciding to try and score, off balance, and with your weaker foot, whislt your own team is losing, isnt all that smart at all ?

 

[Arqueto]

Bruno absolutely saucing today. megs and back heels in the box

 

[Arqueto]

Dear Elanga,

Wouldnt you agree that when you have a clear cut chance to assist your ( completely alone ) teammate, instead of deciding to try and score, off balance, and with your weaker foot, whislt your own team is losing, isnt all that smart at all ?

Yeah, that was shocking. Should have been an easy goal for them

 

[Arqueto]

He couldn't hit a barn door for us but he gets the goal for them 1-1