Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v8: Matchweek 1 Edition

[Carl Drogo]

Dat guy
Dat cat
Eeee leet

leet feet?

 

[BroRogan]

@Carl Drogo on the loose

Spoiler

@Deffid @xtramob

 

[JaviBrewski]

Who’s on top of the FF league?

not you

 

[BroRogan]

They’ll claim Ronaldo threw them under the bus (which he did), but that was a month ago…..and even without him wanting to leave we needed at least another forward.

Chaotic! And don't let any of the officials tell you even now the best thing you could come up with is that Sunday league version of Ibra. I'd even sign him right now instead of the other bum. I can just shake my head when I think of ManU these days.

 

[LilMountain]

Stop being muggy, lad. I lived in China for close to 2 years, can you imagine how bad the nightlife was. Youre in Wales mate, it aint the end of the world like!

真的吗

 

[Carl Drogo]

Had a good larf at this!

 

[Jonathan Utah]

I know that, I’m asking who is.

not you

Also, I liked your retest review.

 

[JaviBrewski]

I know that, I’m asking who is.

Also, I liked your retest review.

you make it hard not to like you lol

 

[Carl Drogo]

@Carl Drogo on the loose

Crispy innit! Have a date right now. Can't wait to tell her about Spurs being top of the table and explain to her what the Treble is.

 

[JaviBrewski]

 

[BroRogan]

@Carl Drogo <45>good luck thAn!

Spoiler

have fun and take care of business brother

 

[LilMountain]

you make it hard not to like you lol

So, what is smash?

 

[JaviBrewski]

So, what is smash?

single malt and single hop

 

[650lb Sumo]

Ouch rough start for 10 Hag, Man U's 8th manager in the 10 years since Sir Alex. Good start for Haaland though and he is 5/4 favourite for the Golden Boot. He got 86 goals from 89 appearances for Borussia Dortmund and Man City have scored the most goals in the season for the last 5 years.

On Bournemouth, Fulham and Forest's chances of surviving... not good.

However teams who take 8 or more points from their first 5 games have an over 90% chance of staying up.

 

[BAM]

Ouch rough start for 10 Hag, Man U's 8th manager in the 10 years since Sir Alex. Good start for Haaland though and he is 5/4 favourite for the Golden Boot. He got 86 goals from 89 appearances for Borussia Dortmund and Man City have scored the most goals in the season for the last 5 years.

On Bournemouth, Fulham and Forest's chances of surviving... not good.

However teams who take 8 or more points from their first 5 games have an over 90% chance of staying up.

Historically, for the past decade or so, only need 35-40 points to stay up.

Getting about 20-22% of your needed points in the first 5 games, which is only 13% of your schedule, is a pretty good start for lower table teams looking to survive. While a good pace, surprised at the 90% survival rate

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Mate, they went into the transfer market for a CB, pointed at one who’s 5 foot 6 and said “yeah, I’ll have that”.

This whole time I was thinking he was Cannavaro short, so I was like, that's not too bad.

But from the highlights, he looks to be Valbuena short

 

[LilMountain]

single malt and single hop

Oh, I thought it was a brand name, lol

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Goat needed one season to get accustomed to facing farmers and mechanics.

Back to his usual form this year. 45 goals minimum

 

[Chules]

Crispy innit! Have a date right now. Can't wait to tell her about Spurs being top of the table and explain to her what the Treble is.

What a man!

 

[Chules]

Goat needed one season to get accustomed to facing farmers and mechanics.

Back to his usual form this year. 45 goals minimum