Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v8: Matchweek 1 Edition

[Carl Drogo]

Newcastle playing and @Arqueto nowhere to be found. Shit fan

 

[Arqueto]

Newcastle playing and @Arqueto nowhere to be found. Shit fan

I'm watching it fam. We dominated the first half but just can't find the net. We need more goal scorers.

 

[Dr J]

No one better to dole out belligerent thoughtless violence THEN someone from Portland imo. After the deed he'll be able to blame sis white male patriarchy for his actions. Plus he'll never need bail.

And then you two can get together wearing Spurs gear to celebrate social justice.

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[Arqueto]

Maybe @Arqueto can give the Maradona av some Antifa, BLM, and rainbow flare for you.

You asking me to stitch up my mate @Carl Drogo?

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coz I'll do it

 

[Carl Drogo]

And then you two can get together wearing Spurs gear to celebrate social justice.

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All 3 of us can mate

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[Carl Drogo]

I'm watching it fam. We dominated the first half but just can't find the net. We need more goal scorers.

The real Bruno bossing the middle of the park?

 

[Arqueto]

The real Bruno bossing the middle of the park?

For sure. We look good and every time Forrest gets the ball we just take it off them but we can't find the net. True Bruno has been playing those splitting passes though, somebody just needs to finish them.

 

[Dr J]

All 3 of us can mate

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Wouldn’t be caught dead supporting the commies.

You asking me to stitch up my mate @Carl Drogo?

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coz I'll do it

He’s basically a beacon for leftist causes at this point. Whether he chooses to keep his av closeted is up to him.

 

[Mga223]

It always amazes me how shite of a defender Trent is.

Offt at seeing dyke get dominated in game 1 of the season.

 

[Arqueto]

GET IN!!!!!!!!!!

Schar with an absolute screamer



1-0 to the Toon

 

[Dr J]

Beautiful Emerson assist. Hope he starts for the rest of the season.

 

[Carl Drogo]

Beautiful Emerson assist. Hope he starts for the rest of the season.

 

[Dr J]

Second assist for Emerson. Guy is a lock for the starting 11 this season.

 

[BroRogan]

Newcastle playing and @Arqueto nowhere to be found. Shit fan

Don't fool yourself, brother

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[Carl Drogo]

@Dr J I tried to tell you about Kulusexy mate. Hope you get relegated in your FF league

Perisic ON, just like I said.

 

[Carl Drogo]

@Chules CHECK THE LEAGUEEE TABLE you cunt

 

[Carl Drogo]

Romero just put the marker DOWN

Proper shithouser

 

[Dr J]

@Dr J I tried to tell you about Kulusexy mate. Hope you get relegated in your FF league

Perisic ON, just like I said.

Kulu didn’t make it around to me in the second round. I snagged him from waivers last season and loved him.

If Perisic doesn’t score or assist, he gets me a point for the week.

 

[Carl Drogo]

Kulu didn’t make it around to me in the second round. I snagged him from waivers last season and loved him.

If Perisic doesn’t score or assist, he gets me a point for the week.

2nd round...He's a TOP choice.

And you've chosen Jesus

 

[Carl Drogo]

Kulu is SAUCIN