Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v8: Matchweek 1 Edition

[Carl Drogo]

@Carl Drogo watching this game praying we concede

clenching his ass at every palace move

Spoiler

MUG

Why you chatting like a big man when we all know you cried yerself to sleep in Swansea last night

 

[650lb Sumo]

Predictions
Fulham 0 - 3 Liverpool
Bournemouth 0 - 1 Aston Villa
Newcastle 2 - 0 Forest
Tottenham Hotspur 2 - 0 Southampton
Leeds 1 - 1 Wolves

Everton 0 - 2 Chelsea

 

[Chules]

Why you chatting like a big man when we all know you cried yerself to sleep in Swansea last night

oiiiiiiiiiii dont out me like dis.

the prem fred is in prime time viewing figures right now, near 40 people in here

 

[The_Renaissance]

Did you watch the match? They're shite

No, but Palace isn't an easy out especially at their place. Interested to see how Saliba fares giving how much hype he has, been keen to see him in the PL. I think they'll push for top 4 but will fall a bit short. Jesus will have a top season IMO.

 

[The_Renaissance]

Predictions
Fulham 0 - 3 Liverpool
Bournemouth 0 - 1 Aston Villa
Newcastle 2 - 0 Forest
Tottenham Hotspur 2 - 0 Southampton
Leeds 1 - 1 Wolves

Everton 0 - 2 Chelsea

Spurs will sling 4 on Saints. Hassenhuttl will get fired before Christmas imo.

 

[Carl Drogo]

oiiiiiiiiiii dont out me like dis.

the prem fred is in prime time viewing figures right now, near 40 people in here

@Guests need to read this:

Timid pussies, the lot

 

[Chules]

@Guests need to read this:

Timid pussies, the lot

Tried reading beyond the first line and it hurt my head and didn’t make any sense lol

 

[Carl Drogo]

Tried reading beyond the first line and it hurt my head and didn’t make any sense lol

Read the new version and submit a book report to my PM before tomorrow morning.

 

[650lb Sumo]

 

[BroRogan]

Top of the league #GunnersaurusBLESS @Chules

Newcastle 2 - 0 Forest

Everton 0 - 2 Chelsea

#SumoBLESS2

 

[Arqueto]

Predictions
Fulham 0 - 3 Liverpool
Bournemouth 0 - 1 Aston Villa
Newcastle 2 - 0 Forest
Tottenham Hotspur 2 - 0 Southampton
Leeds 1 - 1 Wolves

Everton 0 - 2 Chelsea

 

[BroRogan]

<{CMPALM}>

 

[Dr J]

Were you going to the games when he and Manu were a partnership? There was nothing like it.

He was probably 5 years-old.

 

[Dr J]

No, but Palace isn't an easy out especially at their place. Interested to see how Saliba fares giving how much hype he has, been keen to see him in the PL. I think they'll push for top 4 but will fall a bit short. Jesus will have a top season IMO.

Hope so. I took Jesus in the first round in my draft league.


Predicted line-up for Sunday?

Sancho Rashford Elanga
Bruno
Fred McTominay
Shaw Maguire Martinez Dalot
DDG

Depressing just typing that out.

 

[The_Renaissance]

Hope so. I took Jesus in the first round in my draft league.


Predicted line-up for Sunday?

Sancho Rashford Elanga
Bruno
Fred McTominay
Shaw Maguire Martinez Dalot
DDG

Depressing just typing that out.

Yep. Highly depressing.

DDG
Dalot, Maguire, Martinez, Shaw
McTominay, Fred
Sancho, Bruno, Rashford
Ronaldo

Subs - Elanga (Rashford), Donny (Mctominay), Eriksen (Bruno)

We scrape a shocking 2-1 at best

 

[Dr J]

But what about the wage bubble? I just read they are offering FDJ 395,000 pounds a week, making him the highest paid player. If you add $17,000,000 to that it's an additional $85,000 (4 yrs) or $113,000 (3yrs) on top of that. We already pay too much for average, what would that do to the wage structure?
https://www.besoccer.com/new/juventus-prepare-last-bid-for-morata-1169930

£395K is still nearly £90K a week less than Ronaldo. I imagined the money coming from transfer budget straight to Barca or as a sign on bonus rather than increasing weekly wages. I’m just assuming here and don’t know the specifics as to how United would operate in those regards.

 

[BAM]

<{CMPALM}>

Yeesh. Given what they pulled off in Europa, thought they'd start off better than that. And that's without Lewandowski

 

[BAM]

Edit - double

Looks like arsenal is off to a solid season. Somewhere in the top 6. I am thinking 5 or 6.

 

[xtramob]

Yeesh. Given what they pulled off in Europa, thought they'd start off better than that. And that's without Lewandowski

@Deffid

 

[Deffid]

@Deffid

Don’t know why people thought that Bayern would be weaker, they only lost Süle and the polish whore and bought very well. Arguably they got better.

Apparently BVB will sign Modeste lol