Locked Premier League Thread 2022/23: V3 - The Transfer Window is OPEN Edition

[Chules]

That fucking guy thinks he can pull a Conte and just flat out coach Ralfie. Gonna be a bumpy ride

dont know why they don't just steal all your transfer targets

Big Dick Bremer and Bissouma would transform their team

 

[Carl Drogo]

dont know why they don't just steal all your transfer targets

Big Dick Bremer and Bissouma would transform their team

Wot are you on about? They're in our Shadow and Minding the Gap. No Champions League and no prospects to improve in the future. Glazers have done a madness on their funds lmao

 

[Chules]

@Deffid

Spoiler: Amber Turd

lmfao

 

[Chules]

surprised it's still going lol

 

[Arqueto]

FFS they're now saying that Ekitike is off to PSG. He's mugged us right off.

Botman wants Milan and we have no other deals on the table ATM.

I'm done out here fam

 

[Deffid]

@Deffid

Spoiler: Amber Turd

lmfao

She’s such a dumb talentless hack lmao

 

[Chules]

FFS they're now saying that Ekitike is off to PSG. He's mugged us right off.

Botman wants Milan and we have no other deals on the table ATM.

I'm done out here fam

this ashworth guy might be a fraud

 

[Arqueto]

this ashworth guy might be a fraud

Banter aside it's early days but we aren't doing that good so far.

 

[Arqueto]

Called it

 

[Arqueto]

She’s such a dumb talentless hack lmao

That whole interview she did the other day was glorious the Edward Scissorhands bit had me pissing myself laughing <45><45><45>



You mean the man who convinced the world he had scissors for fingers <Lmaoo>

 

[BroRogan]

FFS they're now saying that Ekitike is off to PSG. He's mugged us right off.

Botman wants Milan and we have no other deals on the table ATM.

I'm done out here fam

NUFC can always give me a call... as special consultant

@Deffid

Spoiler: Amber Turd

lmfao

No more Amber in here. Enough of that bird (if it's not any leaks or stuff)

 

[Arqueto]

NUFC can always give me a call... as special consultant

I'll get your contract sorted A.S.A.P. 100k a week ok?

 

[Da Speeit]

@Da Speeit

Hypothetically If you could, would you swap Bernardo for Frenkie?

Nahhh
Im not that big on Bernardo. Top player, i perfer Frenkie

 

[BroRogan]

I'll get your contract sorted A.S.A.P. 100k a week ok?

I need some time before accepting the offer

Sign me up!

 

[EOW]

FFS they're now saying that Ekitike is off to PSG. He's mugged us right off.

Botman wants Milan and we have no other deals on the table ATM.

I'm done out here fam

you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig

 

[Arqueto]

I need some time before accepting the offer

Sign me up!

Sky Sports news announcement coming soon

Another one of our classic dodgy deals

 

[Arqueto]

you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig

What's the Toon got to do with your love life?

Thought you lot were about sheep but now you've moved on to pigs too



No more bacon sarnies for me.

 

[LEWIS540]

Called it

Would legit take Brucie over Southgate in a heartbeat.

 

[Arqueto]

Would legit take Brucie over Southgate in a heartbeat.

For real? or is that just the Man U fan in you? Bruce was a great defender but as a manager, he's lazy and clueless.

 

[Arqueto]

For real? or is that just the Man U fan in you? Bruce was a great defender but as a manager, he's lazy and clueless.

Southgate is just clueless