Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v10: It's Called "Soccer" Now Edition

[Dr J]

Thought our resident defensive enthusiast would appreciate this thread.

@Partlow

 

[Arqueto]

Can’t be true, surely?

Like even Quayside, or even Bigg Market, is more than half a mile away, right?

Quayside is over half a mile but the Bigg Market isn't far at all then you have the Gate, the Haymarket and there are so many bars close to the ground I reckon it's right.

 

[LEWIS540]

Thought our resident defensive enthusiast would appreciate this thread.

@Partlow

What I like most about him, and hopefully Casemiro too, is that they both seem to have character.

Normally think that that is a bit of a cop-out, but this United squad is a shower of shit.

Maguire’s captain, ffs!

 

[Kadafi]

Quayside is over half a mile but the Bigg Market isn't far at all then you have the Gate, the Haymarket and there are so many bars close to the ground I reckon it's right.

Lol yeah there's so many smaller hidden pubs everywhere next to the stadium.

 

[LEWIS540]

Quayside is over half a mile but the Bigg Market isn't far at all then you have the Gate, the Haymarket and there are so many bars close to the ground I reckon it's right.

Probably seems longer in my head, because it always took us about 3 hours to get from the train station to The Strawberry.

We used to go to the pre-game in a bar in The Gate in the mid 00s, but the name escapes me.

 

[LEWIS540]

Shocked a bigger club haven’t been in for Ruben Neves.

Tidy player. Perfect age/experience to make a move.

He’d walk into United’s XI.

 

[Dr J]

What I like most about him, and hopefully Casemiro too, is that they both seem to have character.

Normally think that that is a bit of a cop-out, but this United squad is a shower of shit.

Maguire’s captain, ffs!

Too early to get really excited, but so far ten Hag’s first two signings have looked to be the best performers so far. Hopefully that’s a sign of things to come with Casemiro and Antony.

 

[Dr J]

He’d walk into United’s XI.

Very low bar here, but for sure. I guess you can’t go spending £60M+ on all of your targets in a single window.

 

[LEWIS540]

Too early to get really excited, but so far ten Hag’s first two signings have looked to be the best performers so far. Hopefully that’s a sign of things to come with Casemiro and Antony.

Erikksen and Malacia? Or Martinez?

Really not sure about Erikksen, tbh.

Malacia seems to lack quality but makes up for it with enthusiasm.

Martinez is weird. After 2 games he was laughed at. After the next 2 we fans are lauding him!!!!

 

[The_Renaissance]

Mental money for Antony but I don't cade anymore, we cannot have Elanga on the RW anymore. We need someone relatively good at least. Antony will not be worth that money though, but still excited to see a player like him on the wing.

 

[LEWIS540]

Very low bar here, but for sure. I guess you can’t go spending £60M+ on all of your targets in a single window.

I think we could. Just don’t think we will. Could easily bring in another couple of 50m+ if we wanted.

 

[LEWIS540]

Mental money for Antony but I don't cade anymore, we cannot have Elanga on the RW anymore. We need someone relatively good at least. Antony will not be worth that money though, but still excited to see a player like him on the wing.

He’s signed?

Dutch league is shit. Championship standard. Big risk, but quietly optimistic.

 

[Dr J]

20 year old BAM would recommend Beansnappers.

37 year old BAM would recommend getting out of the cities and checking out the wineries, distilleries, farmers markets, beaches and state parks in Door County. Very tourist friendly part of the state.

Thanks for the refs, though I did open the Beansnappers website in front of the wife.



We’ve got a bunch of kids, so we’re looking for some things that are kid friendly that all the adults will all enjoy. Someone suggested the stadium tour, which sounds fun. We may look into a brewery one night for dinner, too.

 

[Chules]

Sadly not so well, the scar opened up and is inflamed relatively bad. Getting antibiotics now

fuck sake

Get Pep's old first team doc

Uber Deffs LOOMS

 

[The_Renaissance]

He’s signed?

Dutch league is shit. Championship standard. Big risk, but quietly optimistic.

Seems 99% done according to some reliable sources. Can see it announced tomorrow.

Same, risky money but quietly optimistic.

 

[Dr J]

He’s signed?

Dutch league is shit. Championship standard. Big risk, but quietly optimistic.

Sounds like it’s happening. The price is nuts, but he’s young and talented and no doubt an upgrade on Elanga. Hopefully ten Hag can figure something out with a striker now. Heading into the season with Rashford and Martial as the striker depth chart is uninspiring (or figure out a way to make his high press system work with Ronaldo if he stays).

 

[Arqueto]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH what a goal by Maxi!!!

1-1

 

[Chules]

@Arqueto @650lb Sumo TOON ARMY!!

 

[FadeLess]

Multiple reliable sources are claiming the same, that Antony´s deal is on the verge of being completed.
But, on the other hand, Ajax manager as said that the situation hasnt changed ( despite Antony not showing up to training and asking to leave )

 

[LEWIS540]

Seems 99% done according to some reliable sources. Can see it announced tomorrow.

Same, risky money but quietly optimistic.

Still feel need a number 9, and Ronaldo shipping out.

And a CM (not gonna happen). And a RB.

Dubravka is so random. Seems unnecessary. Tom Heaton is pretty good. Was in the England squad 3 years ago, whatever that means.