Premier League Thread 2021/22 v5: Debut Edition

[weaselkenievil]

Correct answer

Phew, thought this was gonna be Swansea vs Cardiff all over again.

 

[danny23]

Spurs wore shirts made of plastic today for that sky environmental campaign

They have always been ahead of the curve, they've had plastic fans for years

And their badge has a chicken on it. Must explain why they always get roasted.

 

[BroRogan]

guess who spurs have got next?

Solid promo! I'm gonna rock my old Arsenal jersey next Sunday

That being said -> Chelsea - Pride Of London

@weaselkenievil shoutout to the original Manc Bad Boy

 

[weaselkenievil]

Solid promo! I'm gonna rock my old Arsenal jersey next Sunday

That being said -> Chelsea - Pride Of London

@weaselkenievil shoutout to the original Manc Bad Boy

Nice one homey! Hope you doing fine our kid.

Good UFC last night, exciting game and happy to get the win. Good weekend for sport which is nice as I’ve done cock all else. And your (kinda) team won too

I reckon if you finish above Chelsea this year you’ll win it. They look damn impressive.

 

[weaselkenievil]

guess who spurs have got next?

1st time I ever saw this was about a week ago, it’s fucking hilarious

 

[Partlow]

Mark Noble is statistically the 2nd most accurate penalty taker in the 21st century. Hasn’t missed one since 2016

De Gea hasn’t saved a penalty since 2016

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

 

[weaselkenievil]

Mark Noble is statistically the 2nd most accurate penalty taker in the 21st century. Hasn’t missed one since 2016

De Gea hasn’t saved a penalty since 2016

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

That’s a cracking stat, love that, well played mate.

In my head I thought well this is a certain goal. That’s what makes football so great, goals can be so hard to come by you get crazy stories like this one when they do happen.

I like Noble, good honest bloke.

 

[Chules]

Mark Noble is statistically the 2nd most accurate penalty taker in the 21st century. Hasn’t missed one since 2016

De Gea hasn’t saved a penalty since 2016

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

 

[Carl Drogo]

@Carl Drogo u got put in a spliff blud

 

[LEWIS540]

Mark Noble is statistically the 2nd most accurate penalty taker in the 21st century. Hasn’t missed one since 2016

De Gea hasn’t saved a penalty since 2016

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

Who's first?

 

[Chules]

@Carl Drogo @Pem123

 

[Carl Drogo]

Sorry what? You lost me mate, that Welsh?

Just Oregon hipster nonsense mate.

 

[Carl Drogo]

@Carl Drogo @Pem123

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Take me off ignore you cunt

 

[Chules]

Take me off ignore you cunt

Lol sorry didn't refresh the page

"you can shoot the guy 5 times in the forehead and he won't even know you had a gun, his reactions are so slow"

"ovulation point" "More chance of Nuno growing dreadlocks then him doing anything for us"

Lmfaoooo

 

[Chules]

@Carl Drogo he's turned on Kane

Agree with him on chelsea fans, fuck them cunts. Scum

 

[Chules]

kane's finished LOL

 

[Partlow]

Who's first?

Lewandowski. The stat I saw this was posted summer 2020, but I did some searching and updated it

Lewandowski 91.1% (90.4% now)
Noble 90.5% (86% after today)
Rivaldo 90.2%
Fat Ronaldo 90%
Balotelli 88.4% (88.6% now)

 

[Partlow]

Bruno is actually at 93% currently, but the list cutoff was 30 penalties and he had less before that, had a ridiculous percentage last season

 

[Chules]

roy keane ruined micah richards lol

guys only on punditry coz he's a clown, chats so much shite

mug ducked his tail and bowed his head.

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[Chules]

in other news, mourinho lost today too haha