Premier League Thread 2021/22 v5: Debut Edition

[Chules]

AWB is wank

could've killed him

 

[Chules]

Nah, we got this. May have to soak up some pressure but make it to half time and I’m confident.

I hate games like this where we have to tip toe through a tie.

why did you take Sancho off? Could've kept him upfront, risk for the counter

Ole is shook

 

[Chules]

@UVee

Team GB sprinter CJ Ujah's B sample comes back POSITIVE for banned substances, meaning 4x100m Olympic relay team face being STRIPPED of their silver medals

Ujah, who was hit with a suspension after his positive tests for muscle-building ostarine and S-23 came to light, had hoped his back-up sample would help clear his name.

 

[Kadafi]

could've killed him

 

[Carl Drogo]

@BroRogan is a rent boy fan? Colour me shocked. Thought he was a man of class!

@Da Speeit I don't really know the guy, seems a bit grumpy, if you vouch for him then fair enough. I have a soft spot for you for threatening to bottle me after my 1st post

Speeit is a top bloke. Just taking the piss.

 

[weaselkenievil]

why did you take Sancho off? Could've kept him upfront, risk for the counter

Ole is shook

That’s always the risk tho init? Keep shape and maybe get another or shut up shop like Mourinho and take the one nil. I think the more conservative approach is fair, we’d be happy with the one nil.

And maybe a little shook yeah

 

[Chules]

LOL these arsenal fans are a joke, give true fans like me a bad rep

 

[LEWIS540]

Typically harsh! I’ll be typically optimistic then.

I like our Average White Band defensively but going forward he’s questionable.

That tackle was just clumsy and no malice intended, the touch of a rapist type tackle.

He's good at 1v1s, but apart from that even his defending is overrated. 50m for him is laughable.

Mid table Prem is his level.

 

[Deleted member 405583]

I've never met a Chelsea fan who isn't a cunt. Correct me if I'm wrong.

@Kaybee

 

[Deleted member 405583]

What the fuck kind of club is Young Boys FC lol. Do they represent the Vatican?

<Lmaoo>

 

[Chules]

 

[BroRogan]

@BroRogan is a rent boy fan? Colour me shocked. Thought he was a man of class!

<45><45>Not a fan! I follow them a bit and I'm friends w 2 Chelsea lads I know for years(they ARE alright)... mostly running that "fan" gimmick on here for the fun and a bit of banter

 

[Chules]

What a dipshit.

@LEWIS540 ?

 

[Chules]

<45><45>Not a fan! I follow them a bit and I'm friends w 2 Chelsea lads I know for years(they ARE alright)... mostly running that "fan" gimmick on here for the fun and a bit of banter

chelsea are cunts!

i wish I was wearing my arsenal shirt and one of them gave me evils

would call said cunt out and get in a scuffle. Best believe that

Arsenal - Pride of London

 

[weaselkenievil]

<45><45>Not a fan! I follow them a bit and I'm friends w 2 Chelsea lads I know for years(they ARE alright)... mostly running that "fan" gimmick on here for the fun and a bit of banter

I KNEW you were a man of class haha! Got
You homey

 

[weaselkenievil]

He's good at 1v1s, but apart from that even his defending is overrated. 50m for him is laughable.

Mid table Prem is his level.

As positive as I try to be about the reds I can’t argue with that.

 

[Chules]

Ronaldo breaks ANOTHER record
There's even more reason to celebrate for Cristiano Ronaldo, who has now equalled the record for Champions League appearances held by Real Madrid legend Iker Casillas.

 

[Carl Drogo]

He's good at 1v1s, but apart from that even his defending is overrated. 50m for him is laughable.

Mid table Prem is his level.

In the right side then.

 

[Chules]

University of Bristol medical student, 21, hanged himself after he became unsure if he wanted to be a doctor, inquest hears as death becomes latest in spate of more than dozen suicides at institution
University of Bristol medical student Matthew Ward, 21, was 'worried' about being away from his support network on the placement and took his own life the first time he was alone there.

RIP. very relatable

 

[LEWIS540]

In the right side then.

Great humour as always.