Premier League Thread 2021/22 v5: Debut Edition

[Psterio]

I'm JUST gonna drop this here...

 

[Da Speeit]

Looks like a weird grip, can’t quite see what he’s doing under there. Almost looks like a throat crush the way he’s holding that chinstrap

Either way, much classier & more sportsmanlike than his brother Conor

dude he doesn’t use ANY arm. It’s all hip. His arm is limp, feels like a weak overhook. I have seen him tap gooood blackbelts like this. It’s insane. When i say “all hip” i mean look at his knees when he's squeezing. He literally doesn't pull at all with his upper body and it feels like a parlor trick, but you're stuck. You wait and wait for his arms to gas but he's not squeezing with them so he can sit there for ages sucking the life out of you.

When he put me out we hit a scramble similar to that, i sat out, swam a whizzer, went to take the back, he hit what felt like a weak crossface and I woke up a minute later.

He's Mir's daughter's wrestling coach, got her a National Championship (she worked her ass off for it but you know what I mean). All class, good guy. He kept coaching girls through COVID when he didn't have to and got them to massive heights just so they wouldn't be robbed of reaching their potential.

 

[Chules]

Best keeper in the league

Leno is finished

 

[LEWIS540]

Thank God his records are not remembered because they happened pre-1992.

 

[Chules]

Newcastle fans are mugs

imagine supporting a loser team

 

[Chules]

Thank God his records are not remembered because they happened pre-1992.

Seemed like a good guy, RIP

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

Rio Ferdinand is a POS drug test voiding, cheating on his wife cunt

phil jones bless. lifetime contract needed at Man United.

 

[The_Renaissance]

Phil Jones acting like we owe him something or he's got some resurgence left in him. Absolute non entity of a player. Was finished years ago.

Moyes to 'ave us Today?? Narrow united win,poor performance is my guess. I'm boozing in Dublin Airport here, flying home to Wales, will miss the game.

 

[Dr J]

 

[LEWIS540]

McT and Fred!!!

Sancho sacrificed already.

Remind me again why we didn't focus on bringing in a CM?

 

[Dr J]

McT and Fred!!!

Sancho sacrificed already.

Remind me again why we didn't focus on bringing in a CM?

United:

 

[Deleted member 405583]

McT and Fred!!!

Sancho sacrificed already.

Remind me again why we didn't focus on bringing in a CM?

Ronaldo

 

[Deffid]

 

[The_Renaissance]

I'm actually getting a bit concerned about Sancho now. 70m squad player for an entire season, because we didn't buy a DM. it could definitely happen.

 

[LEWIS540]

Ronaldo

 

[Dr J]

I'm actually getting a bit concerned about Sancho now. 70m squad player for an entire season, because we didn't buy a DM. it could definitely happen.

He’s a new signing. Give him a year on the bench to adjust to the Solskjaer system, and he’ll be fine!

 

[LEWIS540]

I'm actually getting a bit concerned about Sancho now. 70m squad player for an entire season, because we didn't buy a DM. it could definitely happen.

And this is with no Cavani and Rashford...........yeah yeah we all love Ronaldo, but talk about blinded by the light.

Genuinely think we'd be far better off if we swapped Ronaldo out for (not even a Kimmich) someone like Rice or Ndidi.

 

[LEWIS540]

Type of game where you'd expect Pool/City/Chelsea to win 9 times out of ten.........giving United a 40% chance.

 

[The_Renaissance]

And this is with no Cavani and Rashford...........yeah yeah we all love Ronaldo, but talk about blinded by the light.

Genuinely think we'd be far better off if we swapped Ronaldo out for (not even a Kimmich) someone like Rice or Ndidi.

There is very little rhyme or reason to our transfer strategy, hasn't been for years. I'm actually worried about Jadon, already


Kid puts up amazing numbers in the Bundesliga, we spend 2yrs chasing him, sign him for 70m, and Ole is hooking and sacrificing him in every single game. Ots very worrying