Premier League Thread 2021/22 v5: Debut Edition

[Possum Jenkins]

The positive: Dembele, Aguero, and Fati will surely help.

The negative: Can't really rely on those first two cuz you know they'll get injured again soon.

Bayern looked damn good. Only P$G and Goat can stop them.

 

[Chules]

Barca are so bad even we'd beat them

lol at the midget losing the ball

 

[Da Speeit]

Barca are so bad even we'd beat them

lol at the midget losing the ball

who is "we" this week?

 

[weaselkenievil]

wonder why you didn't sell him? west ham must've offered atleast 25 mil

Oh mate, look no further than the board and the people at the top. Our recruitment team aren’t just fucking stupid, they’re told what to do and what to spend.

Ask any United fan, sell Lingard. Things like offering Matic a long contract a few years ago. And Phil fucking Jones! Not bidding for Dick Van Dyke.

We’ve been able to keep near the top because we either are or should be the richest club in the world. So they can throw a bit of money around, pocket the rest, make no real effort but money talks. No long term vision, no looking to the future, just maximising profits from the cash cow.

Argh I was having a really good day now I feel renaissance and Lewis.

 

[Chules]

who is "we" this week?

Arsenal Football Club.

 

[Chules]

Oh mate, look no further than the board and the people at the top. Our recruitment team aren’t just fucking stupid, they’re told what to do and what to spend.

Ask any United fan, sell Lingard. Things like offering Matic a long contract a few years ago. And Phil fucking Jones! Not bidding for Dick Van Dyke.

We’ve been able to keep near the top because we either are or should be the richest club in the world. So they can throw a bit of money around, pocket the rest, make no real effort but money talks. No long term vision, no looking to the future, just maximising profits from the cash cow.

Argh I was having a really good day now I feel renaissance and Lewis.

we both need to be taken over by new owners and managed by real managers, not fucking plumbers and paella makers FFS

 

[UVee]

Barca are so bad even we'd beat them

lol at the midget losing the ball

 

[Da Speeit]

Arsenal Football Club.

 

[Chules]

am out of likes xoxo

 

[weaselkenievil]

we both need to be taken over by new owners and managed by real managers, not fucking plumbers and paella makers FFS

Bingo. Plumbers and paella makers lol

Both of our clubs have mastered the art of spending a shit load unwisely. So we’re all still pissed off, all still behind the best, but spent loads. So they can point to transfer money spent while keeping quiet about what they pocketed.

Chelsea, City, are building for the future and not just looking to bleed profits. It shows.

However, I am still optimistic about United. Tonight was shite and brought up a lot of common fears. We’ve got a good team though. As you say questions with managers and owners.

Still, could be worse.

 

[weaselkenievil]

I’m sure Tuchel is turning into a gargoyle.

 

[Chules]

Bingo. Plumbers and paella makers lol

Both of our clubs have mastered the art of spending a shit load unwisely. So we’re all still pissed off, all still behind the best, but spent loads. So they can point to transfer money spent while keeping quiet about what they pocketed.

Chelsea, City, are building for the future and not just looking to bleed profits. It shows.

However, I am still optimistic about United. Tonight was shite and brought up a lot of common fears. We’ve got a good team though. As you say questions with managers and owners.

Still, could be worse.

 

[UVee]

am out of likes xoxo

 

[LEWIS540]

Bingo. Plumbers and paella makers lol

Both of our clubs have mastered the art of spending a shit load unwisely. So we’re all still pissed off, all still behind the best, but spent loads. So they can point to transfer money spent while keeping quiet about what they pocketed.

Chelsea, City, are building for the future and not just looking to bleed profits. It shows.

However, I am still optimistic about United. Tonight was shite and brought up a lot of common fears. We’ve got a good team though. As you say questions with managers and owners.

Still, could be worse.

Ole did himself no favours, but tbf 2 moments of madness from AWB and Lingard cost us the win/draw.

As frustrating as it is, it’s kinda “freak” circumstances.

The other game being a draw helps us, too. Still no reason not to qualify comfortably.....if we don’t Ole should be gone.

 

[weaselkenievil]

Sorry mate, that was mainly a jibe for the crowd.

IRL I have an agreement with most of my mates, banter all day but if you want to take the piss in my face then I’m not having it. Something you have to go through when it’s 50/50 red blue!

 

[Chules]

LOL you made me larf! I love her! My baby

btw I bought tickets to see

Spoiler

next month with my sister. something to look forward to lol.

 

[Carl Drogo]

Chules won't see Arsenal play Buyern again in his lifetime. Championship LOOMS. LMAO

 

[weaselkenievil]

Ole did himself no favours, but tbf 2 moments of madness from AWB and Lingard cost us the win/draw.

As frustrating as it is, it’s kinda “freak” circumstances.

The other game being a draw helps us, too. Still no reason not to qualify comfortably.....if we don’t Ole should be gone.

A solid take mate.

anything other than qualification questions have to be asked. It’s not about loving Olegend, he’s our manager not a player and have to be realistic.

But yeah, fair point, not getting carried away, disappointed to drop easy away points but home form should secure progress.

Obviously I’d love to seek him stay and succeed.

 

[Chules]

Spoiler: Belle spam

 

[Volador]

Yeah, I don't really care about your opinion on the matter, I watch and have watched Barca more and longer than anyone in this thread, so I know what I'm atalking about. We played great defense prior to the first very unlucky goal. Second one was after a great restart from Bayern and the third was a formality. Bayern are the strongest team in Europe at the moment, to lose 3-nil with an out-of-sync team lacking identity as well as Aguero, Dembele, Fati (Whom you failed to mention prob because you have no clue who he is), Dest and Braithwaite, as well as Pique, Sergi and Alba all having knocks...3 nil is about as good as it was going to get.

Contrasted to 2:8 with a far inferior Bayern side than they have now, I'm good.

Lol, you're way too emotional about the whole deal and have been talking down to people and showing serious serious levels of butthurt. I like Barca as a team a lot, the current iteration will be lucky if they get a 3rd place in La Liga, it just is what it is. If you're not interested in anyone's opinions, not sure what the point of replying or even posting at all is. I added Ansu Fati before you replied, but he's nothing but a promise at this point anyway.

Good luck to Barca either way, they will need it. Braithwaite is a running joke even among Barca fans, lol. I agree that it's not as bad as it could've been and losing to Bayern isn't shameful or anything. I just didn't view the game all that positively, the team looked apathetic, but to each their own.