Premier League Thread 2017/18 v90: German PED Dr. Hans-Wilhelm Müller-Wohlfahrt Edition

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speaking of that, just noticed I got another match from someone overnight

Im not even gonna bother sending the first message

cba lol
 
definitely have to head back today

im getting a fucking beer belly
 
jesus christ, it feels like ive put on a stone and it's all gone to my face

hence why i feel i need a haircut and a shave now lmao
 
I dont even fucking have my headphone adapter here ffs

whoever decided to remove the headphone jack is a fucking cunt lol
 
Deffid said:
Drunk? :p

I was drunk as hell on Saturday. Not sure what is going on, lately when I go out I usually get black out drunk...
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Age catching up with you? That or you're drinking less in general, so your tolerance is lower, but you're drinking heavy like you used to?

All of the above led to me having a few sessions where I got blackout drunk. Had to evolve my drinking practices.
 
Saw someone on tinder who had 'singing paramore and taylor swift in the shower' in their bio just now

of course I swiped right. Wasn't even my type but that's a bae right there lol.

Cdubbs might be onto something with them and my f'n data!

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Clear Winner said:
Age catching up with you? That or you're drinking less in general, so your tolerance is lower, but you're drinking heavy like you used to?

All of the above led to me having a few sessions where I got blackout drunk. Had to evolve my drinking practices.
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Well yeah I definitely need to evolve my drinking practices too lol.
 
Tules said:
Saw someone on tinder who had 'singing paramore and taylor swift in the shower' in their bio just now

of course I swiped right. Wasn't even my type but that's a bae right there lol.

Cdubbs might be onto something with them and my f'n data!

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Definitely. What are the odds that all 12 Paramore fans are on your Tinder?
 
Concrete said:
Definitely. What are the odds that all 12 Paramore fans are on your Tinder?
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lol'd, it's the key to my heart tbh

just say you like paramore and even if you have a big dick, i'll let you in
 
Paramore is an American rock band from Franklin, Tennessee, formed in 2004. The band currently consists of lead vocalist Hayley Williams, guitarist Taylor York and drummer Zac Farro. Williams and Farro are founding members of the group, while York, a high school friend of the original lineup, joined in 2007.
 
in b4 the closet homos ITT send me PMs trying to act like fans in the hopes of getting with me
 
Damn it, think I might go watch Christen Press play while she's here. Why not?
 
cant find any ounce of energy to get out of bed and get ready to head back ffs lol
 
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