Premier League Thread 2017/18 v35: Kama'aina edition

[Gazwald]

Sounds like you and @Da Speeit need to have a cook off for the title of Prem Thread's celebrity chef

I've read some of his posts before. While we could both cook you all a mouth watering meal, I think @Da Speeit has worked a level or two higher than I have.

 

[frenz]

As I said, they just wanted ice cream. There were better desserts on the menu that I could have made if they'd wanted them.

Quite a lot of chefs are twats. A lot of all male environments lead to constant dick swinging contests. Same as all female environments lead to constant bitching behind each others' backs. The best kitchens I worked in had a good male/female balance.

I never dated a female chef. Met some really hot ones who I instantly have something in common with but never even contemplated it. I theorised that it's because I liked to impress women with my cooking so they're like WOW! I'd lose a string off my bow if I was dating a chef, honestly.

yeah, it's one of your unique selling points? so they'd just be like 'so what...i can do that or i can do such and such better' lol

 

[frenz]

Given Szcz's comments, that's on Wenger

cant polish a turd. shouldve been flushed a long time ago.

 

[LilMountain]

I've read some of his posts before. While we could both cook you all a mouth watering meal, I think @Da Speeit has worked a level or two higher than I have.

Such humility

 

[LilMountain]

cant polish a turd. shouldve been flushed a long time ago.

We'll see. Can't say I feel confident either way about what he's really capable of

 

[Gazwald]

yeah, it's one of your unique selling points? so they'd just be like 'so what...i can do that or i can do such and such better' lol

A lot of chefs are people pleasers. All my girlfriends met me not being able to cook for shit having grown up with parents who couldn't cook for shit. All are now knowledgable on the subject and decent cooks at least. One became a chef for a while and my current gf is now better than a lot of the dumbfuck chefs I worked with. So while ego fragility maybe the reason for me not finding chefs appealing, I have at least had a positive impact.

 

[Gazwald]

Such humility

@AgonyandIrony > @Da Speeit > Me > Saladfrenz > Everyone else > Supra (can't @ him, he got banned for some strange reason)

 

[Chules]

@Gazwald @danny23 @UltimateVictory

 

[Gazwald]

@Gazwald @danny23 @UltimateVictory

 

[Gazwald]

Missed the second " nvm

 

[Sexy]

 

[Chules]

Mark Hunt posting pictures of him playing CHESS to "prove" he's not brain damaged lmao...

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/m...-to-prove-hes-not-brain-damaged-lmao.3639917/



@Mga223

 

[Partlow]

 

[Gazwald]

I can make nice foodz

I don't really bother that much with presentation at home tho

 

[Chules]

@UltimateVictory omg this is an alternative version of dis song that they demoed when they were starting out.

Spoiler: pvris

Better than the one on Spotify

 

[frenz]

Mark Hunt posting pictures of him playing CHESS to "prove" he's not brain damaged lmao...

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/m...-to-prove-hes-not-brain-damaged-lmao.3639917/



@Mga223

 

[Chules]

I can make nice foodz

I don't really bother that much with presentation at home tho

MANZ meal

 

[Gazwald]

@frenzy

I even made salad once:

Smoked the salmon myself.

 

[blokeybloke]

I can make nice foodz

I don't really bother that much with presentation at home tho

Too much green shit

 

[frenz]

@frenzy

I even made salad once:

Smoked the salmon myself.