Premier League Thread 2017/18 v13: Don't Panic Edition

[Robert Baratheon]

Manchester City supporter here... alexis sanchez where your fine ass at?

 

[Clear Winner]

Man, people really hate Arsenal. Not even Chelsea gets this much shit. Don't even think Man U under Moyeseh got this much shit.

 

[Gazwald]

@ISIS in blackface going full throttle in the WR. If I was a mod Id think this thread was a breeding ground for trolls who end up becoming mods.

 

[Chules]

UEFA TO LOOK INTO MBAPPE DEAL?

Bryan Swanson reports UEFA are expected to look into the Kylian Mbappedeal “very closely”…

"It’s a season-long loan deal and the two clubs are saying it contains an option to buy. My understanding is it’s an obligation to buy worth £166m. That would make it the second biggest transfer behind Neymar. UEFA will look at this very closely because a number of clubs have said to us over the last couple of days, ‘This is not right, how is this allowed to happen?’

“It looks like PSG have gone around the FFP rules but PSG have no doubt employed some very highly paid accountants and lawyers to make sure this conforms to rules. UEFA cannot ban clubs but you can bet they will now be looking at this deal very closely and they will want answers on how this is being financed.”

nuffink will happen

 

[Chules]

Man, people really hate Arsenal. Not even Chelsea gets this much shit. Don't even think Man U under Moyeseh got this much shit.

rightfully so

half of our fanbase (the AKB cocksuckers) deserve all they're getting now

Reap what you sow you fucking CUNTS

Too fucking late now

 

[frenz]

Manchester City supporter here... alexis sanchez where your fine ass at?

 

[Clear Winner]

Manchester City supporter here... alexis sanchez where your fine ass at?

Your wife is fucking her brother, those kids ain't yours, you're a fat alcoholic and Lyanna never loved you.

 

[Clear Winner]

rightfully so

half of our fanbase (the AKB cocksuckers) deserve all they're getting now

Reap what you sow you fucking CUNTS

Too fucking late now

Tuck your pussy flaps in before you trip over, fam.

Sorry, I've had a few brews.

 

[Clear Winner]

UEFA TO LOOK INTO MBAPPE DEAL?

Bryan Swanson reports UEFA are expected to look into the Kylian Mbappedeal “very closely”…

"It’s a season-long loan deal and the two clubs are saying it contains an option to buy. My understanding is it’s an obligation to buy worth £166m. That would make it the second biggest transfer behind Neymar. UEFA will look at this very closely because a number of clubs have said to us over the last couple of days, ‘This is not right, how is this allowed to happen?’

“It looks like PSG have gone around the FFP rules but PSG have no doubt employed some very highly paid accountants and lawyers to make sure this conforms to rules. UEFA cannot ban clubs but you can bet they will now be looking at this deal very closely and they will want answers on how this is being financed.”

nuffink will happen

Getting closer and closer to the day that I think fuck football and just watch fights, rugby and internationals.

 

[Chules]

Watford making WAVES

 

[Chules]

Tuck your pussy flaps in before you trip over, fam.

Sorry, I've had a few brews.

fuck off you cunt

i'll have you

you're finished and rusty

 

[Chules]

Ramsey getting MURKED in the insta comments lol

olasexcyBritish boys my fucking foot have said it all long we can't win major title with you boys Ox, Walcott, Wilshere, Jekinson, Gibbs, and yourself you guys ain't good enough I blame that stupid Old man for been loyal to you lots I'm kinda happy you overrated players are leaving anyway so face your job and deliver on d pitch that's what you been pay to do. Tactically you are zero Ramsey

 

[Deffid]

Ramsey getting MURKED in the insta comments lol

olasexcyBritish boys my fucking foot have said it all long we can't win major title with you boys Ox, Walcott, Wilshere, Jekinson, Gibbs, and yourself you guys ain't good enough I blame that stupid Old man for been loyal to you lots I'm kinda happy you overrated players are leaving anyway so face your job and deliver on d pitch that's what you been pay to do. Tactically you are zero Ramsey

Can't blame them for sitting out their huge contracts.

We have the same problem with Park, Rode, Subotic, Schürrle probably soon...

 

[Edwin]

Welp,

Ligue 1 just got fun...

Neymar, Mbappe, Cavani, Thiago Silva, Marquinhos, Verratti, Thiago Motta, Di María, Meunier, Kurzawa, Pastore and Dani Alves...

Subašić, Fabinho, Moutinho, Falcao, Jovetić, Keita Baldé, Lemar...

 

[Chules]

@frenzy see im not shook of cdubbs

 

[Clear Winner]

fuck off you cunt

i'll have you

you're finished and rusty

You'll do absolutely fookin' nothin'. I'd have you on my worst day... With a bad cold.... and staph.

 

[Chules]

FFS WENKER

 

[Chules]

You'll do absolutely fookin' nothin'. I'd have you on my worst day... With a bad cold.... and staph.

I'm allowed a weapon though

 

[Chules]

Sources at Southampton are telling us defender Virgil van Dijk is definitely staying at the club.

 

[Clear Winner]

@Tules did you hear about Trump and bombing the North Korean border? Reckon man like KJU is shook or will he back his bredrins?