Monumental fuck up on my part pal!The man invites me into the thread and i take a steaming shite on his club 5 minutes in!This arse kissing is free today chara.
Reminds me of a story about Grandpappy J. Great man, but he's suffering from Alzheimer's. Well he was being cared for in the same hospital Mrs J was working for at the time. Mrs J gets a phone call from a nurse she knows, saying "You'll never believe what your grandfather just did!"
Well, I'm hardly ever surprised when it comes to Grandpappy J. Great Grandmother J was born on a plantation her family owned, and the man has an entire armoire full of classic 70's VHS porn tapes. In my mind, this story was headed in one of two directions.
Well, apparently Grandpappy J was fed the fuck up with staying in a hospital and decided to leave AMA. Things got a little crazy, so the nurses tried to hurry up and get him ready to go. In her haste, she started to pull his catheter out without deflating the balloon.
Like any male with in fact genitalia, he screamed. The nurse freaked out and started apologizing profusely. She then says, "Is there anything I can do to make it better?"
"You can give it a massage."
The nurse was appalled and turned to Mrs J for support. She laughed and told the nurse that she set herself up for that one.
Monumental fuck up on my part pal!The man invites me into the thread and i take a steaming shite on his club 5 minutes in!This arse kissing is free today chara.
Reminds me of a story about Grandpappy J. Great man, but he's suffering from Alzheimer's. Well he was being cared for in the same hospital Mrs J was working for at the time. Mrs J gets a phone call from a nurse she knows, saying "You'll never believe what your grandfather just did!"
Well, I'm hardly ever surprised when it comes to Grandpappy J. Great Grandmother J was born on a plantation her family owned, and the man has an entire armoire full of classic 70's VHS porn tapes. In my mind, this story was headed in one of two directions.
Well, apparently Grandpappy J was fed the fuck up with staying in a hospital and decided to leave AMA. Things got a little crazy, so the nurses tried to hurry up and get him ready to go. In her haste, she started to pull his catheter out without deflating the balloon.
Like any male with in fact genitalia, he screamed. The nurse freaked out and started apologizing profusely. She then says, "Is there anything I can do to make it better?"
"You can give it a massage."
The nurse was appalled and turned to Mrs J for support. She laughed and told the nurse that she set herself up for that one.
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