Premier League Thread 2016/17 V67: Maureen Breaking Records. Who Needs Goals Anyway? Edition.

[Prime Ang]

Missed this. Probably in the lead by a very small margin. If not, solid second place, which will get us through. Still a lot of votes missing, though.

Before Lead takes out the "illegal" votes, it currently stands as:
1. Palis
2. JDragon
3. Panamaican
4 Muster X
5. Jack Vth Savage

The "illegal" vote thing is bullshit

I post in the WR all the time, the fact that I'm not on the registry is fucking stupid.

STUPID AS FUCKING DOG SHIT

 

[Dr J]

The "illegal" vote thing is bullshit

I post in the WR all the time, the fact that I'm not on the registry is fucking stupid.

STUPID AS FUCKING DOG SHIT

Yeah, Stoic1 has been posting there since 2005 and got left off because Lead "didn't think about him" when making the list.

 

[Prime Ang]

Yeah, Stoic1 has been posting there since 2005 and got left off because Lead "didn't think about him" when making the list.

Yep, it's retarded.

Lead is a Savage supporter tho I believe, it's not surprising that Hillary's lead cuck would have this thing rigged somehow.

 

[Dr J]

youre right, basic human rights is really radical. eat a dick angus.

ive voted more times than youve had the clap

Truly interested in the numbers on this one. Given @Prime Ang's affinity for the filthy and truffle butter, I think this may be closer than Frenz thinks.

 

[Prime Ang]

Truly interested in the numbers on this one. Given @Prime Ang's affinity for the filthy and truffle butter, I think this may be closer than Frenz thinks.

I've actually never had an STD

Clap is somewhat popular around here tho

and my brother got it from a girl I had been in contact with previously, but I didn't contract it.

My roommate has had it 7 or 8 times, I forget the exact figure.

3-4 days it goes away, it's no big deal.

 

[Dr J]

I've actually never had an STD

Clap is somewhat popular around here tho

and my brother got it from a girl I had been in contact with previously, but I didn't contract it.

My roommate has had it 7 or 8 times, I forget the exact figure.

3-4 days it goes away, it's no big deal.

Yeah, had to work in an STD clinic about 5 years back. Not my fondest memories.

 

[Prime Ang]

Yeah, had to work in an STD clinic about 5 years back. Not my fondest memories.

My High School was full of rich hot girls, we were known for having the hottest girls in the area, only one other school was even relatively close.

Hot Girls + Mommy and Daddys money = drugs and lot's of sex

For our School blood drive they had to throw over 50% of the blood away because it was tainted.

Lot's of funny signs were made when we played our rival school, lol

Joke was on them though since a lot of our baseball/football team was fucking their girls as well and giving it to them

they had a Gonorrhea outbreak shortly after the rivalry football game

 

[EOW]

 

[Nowhere Fast]

jeez, just horrific stuff.

This Marca link shows all the players and staff that passed away.

http://www.marca.com/en/football/international-football/2016/11/29/583d9952268e3ecb278b45f4.html

 

[Dr J]

So horrible. I know it's too soon to even be looking on the glass half full side of things, but they've made incredible strides in recreational and athletic organizations for amputees. Even footy.

 

[EOW]

you can always rely on some scumbag to try and take advantage of a bad situation

 

[Gazwald]

My High School was full of rich hot girls, we were known for having the hottest girls in the area, only one other school was even relatively close.

Hot Girls + Mommy and Daddys money = drugs and lot's of sex

For our School blood drive they had to throw over 50% of the blood away because it was tainted.

Lot's of funny signs were made when we played our rival school, lol

Joke was on them though since a lot of our baseball/football team was fucking their girls as well and giving it to them

they had a Gonorrhea outbreak shortly after the rivalry football game

Nobody capitalizes the g in "gonorrhea" unless they've experienced it.

 

[Prime Ang]

Nobody capitalizes the g in "gonorrhea" unless they've experienced it.

 

[Kadafi]

I've actually never had an STD

Clap is somewhat popular around here tho

and my brother got it from a girl I had been in contact with previously, but I didn't contract it.

My roommate has had it 7 or 8 times, I forget the exact figure.

3-4 days it goes away, it's no big deal.

I learned about the term clap from the Denzel movie called Ricochet. When he gets tied up and raped by a prostitute that gives him the clap lolz

 

[Prime Ang]

I learned about the term clap from the Denzel movie called Ricochet. When he gets tied up and raped by a prostitute that gives him the clap lolz

For some reason I thought clap was Chlamydia, I was talking about Chlamydia when I said it's popular around here.

We did also have a clap outbreak in High School though as I said earlier.

 

[Kadafi]

For some reason I thought clap was Chlamydia, I was talking about Chlamydia when I said it's popular around here.

We did also have a clap outbreak in High School though as I said earlier.

yeah, clap does mean chlamydia.

 

[Dr J]

you can always rely on some scumbag to try and take advantage of a bad situation

Was hoping to read that proceeds were going to help the cause. Unfortunate.

 

[EOW]

@SebbeSwe

you know that Woodburn is Welsh?

 

[BONES]

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho shows the strain as he gears his struggling side up for West Ham

LOL

This definitely is being added to my photo rotation w/ the Jones face / Adriano gun photo / Wenger sword etc

@Tules @kid Pambele @Deffid @Bones @Tobago Jones @UltimateVictory @Nowhere Fast@K.A.D.A.F.I.

You guys wanna take a prem fred trip to Brasil?

Spoiler

 

[Dr J]

I learned about the term clap from the Denzel movie called Ricochet. When he gets tied up and raped by a prostitute that gives him the clap lolz

I remember watching that movie as a kid. Was weird watching the guy from Harry and the Hendersons gore Jesse Ventura.

They made it up to me in nips, though.