Premier League Thread 2016/17 V67: Maureen Breaking Records. Who Needs Goals Anyway? Edition.

[Augustina]

we'd be unstoppable imo

Itisknown

 

[Chules]

Spoiler

lmfao

 

[Deffid]

Can you teach me German

Why?

 

[Chules]

Just seen said pic

AYYY!!!!!

@Augustina

 

[Rawex]

Must be old, shouldn't be Germany that's asking lel

Heh. To be fair i was searching for french white flag in google pics. Not for updated status on Germany refugee situation

 

[Prime Ang]

Short girls do it better

 

[EOW]

Welcome to the thread @Augustina

Pick a team and state your loyalty!

 

[Rawex]

Why?

Start teaching dutch to him, he wont notice the difference.

 

[Tobago Jones]

no doubt in my mind that @Tobago Jones has sent her a PM already with a dick pic

I prefer to treat women with respect, what do you take me for?

Spoiler

 

[Deffid]

Short girls do it better

Alexa is hot af

 

[Prime Ang]

Why?

Not sure I want to tell you, tbh.

Going to sound bad

 

[senri]

@senri

as this is the prem thread, you must state allegiance to a team

who are you gonna support?

The nexus team

 

[Deffid]

Not sure I want to tell you, tbh.

Going to sound bad

Now I want to know it even more ffs

 

[Prime Ang]

Alexa is hot af

Her and Alicia Fox are 1a 1b for my favorite diva baes

Lana is a close second

then they're really all tied for "I would fuck" after that.

Would gather the sweat from Alexa's anus for 3 months and drink it before the gym for energy

 

[Chules]

I prefer to treat women with respect, what do you take me for?

Spoiler

@Tobago Jones having a massive PYTHON confirmed ITT

 

[Prime Ang]

Now I want to know it even more ffs

Really tho, not sure if you'd get offended, and I don't like offending people.

 

[senri]

my collar bone is looking CRISPY

you want a pic?

No the neck musculature. It gives me good indication of your health and well being.

 

[Chules]

Would gather the sweat from Alexa's anus for 3 months and drink it before the gym for energy

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

dat energy!

 

[Augustina]

Welcome to the thread @Augustina

Pick a team and state your loyalty!

Oh ok well then since I haven't followed football since 1996 I'll stick with West Ham.

Pride of the East End.

 

[senri]

i dont feel comfortable sending him/her/it a collarbone pic now

Its okay Mr Tules. I only want to help you ascend.