Premier League Thread 2016/17 v152: Jack Cunts Edition

[Dr J]

He just cant resist being the star of the pantomime can he lol

Truly pathetic

Said he had a very good performance and took him off because of the yellow. I don't see anything wrong with what happened today, though it's to be seen if he makes the team for the next 2 games.

 

[blokeybloke]

Another who has struggled in the PREM yet flourished on the continent!

Have no clue what happened behind scenes at Everton with him.

Lukaku was on fire when he was starting regularly, his fast breakaways & crossing was truly top shelf. Romelu hit a real bad patch soon as he was dropped.

Same happened under Martinez too.

 

[TheTimeIsNotNow]

Sunderland's season is like that South Park episode when Kyle has to win the peewee hockey game for that kid whos dying in hospital and then they lose

 

[blokeybloke]

Said he had a very good performance and took him off because of the yellow. I don't see anything wrong with what happened today, though it's to be seen if he makes the team for the next 2 games.

Behave

His incessant overt patriarchal attempts to control & drive the narrative is as transparent as it is embarrassing

Players hate that shit. It's publicly humiliating. Keep it in the locker room.

 

[danny23]

It's not the current standings so much as it is the run of games United has in front of them.

Just beat the worst team and manager in the league.
The home draws were disappointing especially with rivals dropping points and not taking full advantage when could've gone ahead,now we can't afford to fall back.City just had their first win in a month so they aren't doing all too great themselves.

 

[Dr J]

Davieeeees!!! ¡Fantastic start for Atlético Padre!

 

[Concrete]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39540340

 

[Dr J]

Behave

His incessant overt patriarchal attempts to control & drive the narrative is as transparent as it is embarrassing

Players hate that shit. It's publicly humiliating. Keep it in the locker room.

What? He was asked about Shaw's performance.

 

[Dr J]

Well this game looks fun. 1-1 already.

 

[Dr J]

Just noticed that my Swansea defender will sub in for Valencia and not Alonso.

I'm legitimately retarded when it comes to saving my team.

 

[JaviBrewski]

damn what a strike

 

[LEWIS540]

Behave

His incessant overt patriarchal attempts to control & drive the narrative is as transparent as it is embarrassing

Players hate that shit. It's publicly humiliating. Keep it in the locker room.

Luke Shaw?

He turned his ankle a minute before being replaced........

 

[LEWIS540]

Have no clue what happened behind scenes at Everton with him.

Lukaku was on fire when he was starting regularly, his fast breakaways & crossing was truly top shelf. Romelu hit a real bad patch soon as he was dropped.

Same happened under Martinez too.

Was being a little antagonistic.......but it's kinda true.

I've heard Memphis Depay is doing well at Lyon as well.

Most PREM managers would take 7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7 over 5,7,10,10,4, 8, 9, 6 it would seem

 

[Dr J]

Lukakuuuuuu!

 

[blokeybloke]

Luke Shaw?

He turned his ankle a minute before being replaced........

I'm not knocking his use of substitutions.

It's his cringey sideline histrionics coupled with the it's all about me, i'm a genius press conferences.

 

[LEWIS540]

Gonna try the blokey tactic.

Baines's days as a FF demi-God are over.

 

[LEWIS540]

I'm not knocking his use of substitutions.

It's his cringey sideline histrionics

Aha.

Bloke on FTD made the (valid) point that Mou always talks about his achievements........it's always about him, not the club or the players.

Being a megalomaniac is fine, imo (as long as you are winning the double every year!).

 

[Dr J]

I'm not knocking his use of substitutions.

It's his cringey sideline histrionics coupled with the it's all about me, i'm a genius press conferences.

I didn't see any of that today, though.

 

[Rawex]

@Rawex What are the odds on Lyon winning EL?

Don't have any EL lines up on 5dimes

United +135
Lyon +300
Celta Vigo +600
Schalke +800
Ajax +1400
Besiktas +1600
Genk +3300
Anderlecht +4000

 

[LEWIS540]

United +135
Lyon +300
Celta Vigo +600
Schalke +800
Ajax +1400
Besiktas +1600
Genk +3300
Anderlecht +4000

That's the equivalent of 1.35-1 for United, right?

Terrible odds.