Premier League Thread 2016/17 v141: Manlets Running Wild Edition.

[EOW]

Every year ffs, the LA Galaxy social media person hate us lmao.

was tempted to make something in reply, but couldn't be arsed lol

 

[frenz]

Oven chips kept Rooney in NW

so what the fuck do i know, eh.

daddy or chips

read someone on twitter said united will be in for alexis

lel

 

[Deffid]

So?

She was living in Munich all the time anyway.

Also lmao @ believing this turds lies.

 

[EOW]

 

[EOW]

Brazilian cops don't fuck around

 

[El Che]

If the season ended now, you would get Bruins in first round

yea, I know. no thank you. They are playing good now.

I'd rather the Craps and Bruins fight it out beforehand.

 

[Clear Winner]

I sit for the first of the day too. It's usually a longun (the pee too) and I don't have the best aim when I'm all groggy. Also, it could get the urge to do a shit, so allow transitioning into the sit down when I've already started.

 

[Clear Winner]

@Rawex @Tules @frenzy @Tobago Jones (where is he?)

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/anyone-ever-try-waxing.3492211/

Rumbled.

 

[LEWIS540]

Utd's just a stopover on way to the MLS

Legit can't think of a player to go directly from United to the MLS.

 

[EOW]

I sit for the first of the day too. It's usually a longun (the pee too) and I don't have the best aim when I'm all groggy. Also, it could get the urge to do a shit, so allow transitioning into the sit down when I've already started.

Very rarely do I sit down when pissing tbh

when I was a kid my mum used to put a ping pong bowl in the toilet for me to aim at to avoid splashes, nowadays I can piss through the eye of a needle from 10 yards.

Except after sex of course, then I'm like

Spoiler

 

[Kadafi]

Brazilian cops don't fuck around

you see that car crash video?

 

[Da Speeit]

baiting me about him lol

35m£, hes ours

 

[blokeybloke]

Legit can't think of a player to go directly from United to the MLS.

... for Zlatan

MLS aint dumb enough to match any other Utd players wages


Stevie G got the last laugh on youse......

 

[Partlow]

Short term,
Luring Cesc to OT & giving Herrera a shot at becoming a regista is worth considering. Would buy you enough time to sensibly recruit a world class cdm that ticks every box.

Pobga Cesc Mhki Matuidi
.............Herrera

in a 4-1-4-1



Gonna be a struggle persuading top talent to live in the NW though.

I dont want Matuidi, he's starting to slip but Cesc is a pretty interesting thought, not sure they would sell him to United though (even though Mata, Cech etc)

Fabinho from Monaco is my choice, he would fill the Carrick role well. Can provide cover at RB as well if needed. Or you move Herrera back and put a different mid in his current place (Kessie, Bakayoko, etc)

I read that they were scouting Danilo Pereira (Porto) last week, but Ive never really seen him play. Hes a holding mid though. @Fadeless can probably educate on that individual

Lets ask ADM

He missed out on the incredible Community Shield and League cup triumphs for one of the biggest chokejobs in history and being in 2nd place in a one team league, for shame

 

[Kadafi]

Muriel claims to have Juventus, AC Milan, Inter and Roma offers
Juventus, AC Milan, Inter and Roma are all interested in Luis Muriel, the Sampdoria striker has said.

Sampdoria star Luis Muriel claims to have received offers from Serie A's top sides, including champions Juventus.

The 25-year-old, who has 12 goals and nine assists in all competitions this season, has contributed to eight goals in his last seven league matches in a stunning run of form.

The Colombia international has been heavily linked with a move to a major European side beyond this season and his contract reportedly contains a €28million release clause.

Muriel has now claimed that Juve, Inter, AC Milan and Roma have all made approaches, while clubs from the Premier League and LaLiga are also interested.

"I've received many offers," he told Radio Magica. "I have proposals from Juventus, Inter, AC Milan and Roma. Spanish and English clubs have been making offers as well."

Muriel said last month that he would consider the prospect of joining Inter, who are expected to invest heavily in the playing squad ahead of next season in a bid to mount a title challenge.

Atletico Madrid and Chelsea have also been rumoured to be monitoring the former Udinese man's form.

 

[Kadafi]

... for Zlatan

MLS aint dumb enough to match any other Utd players wages

He ain't going to MLS anytime soon imo

 

[EOW]

you see that car crash video?

nah, I mean I saw it but decided to not click on it

 

[Kadafi]

Nani ruled out of Barcelona match
An injury setback means Nani will not be available for Valencia's trip to face Barcelona on Sunday.

Valencia have confirmed that Nani will be forced to miss Sunday's LaLiga meeting with champions Barcelona.

The Portugal international has been sidelined since suffering a hamstring injury during the 2-1 victory over Real Madrid on February 22.

It was hoped that Nani - who has yet to resume full training - would be available to face Luis Enrique's side, but the former Manchester United winger has suffered a setback.

"During the process of his recovery from an injury to his left thigh, Nani has suffered an overload in his right adductors, which rules him out of being available for the next match," the club said in a statement.

Forward Rodrigo, who broke his ankle in January and is expected to be out for the rest of the season, was able to complete running drills on Tuesday for the first time since sustaining the injury.

 

[Kadafi]

Not too cool for school - exams rule Leverkusen's Havertz out of Champions League clash
Exams can often be stressful and frustrating, but for Kai Havertz they bring the added irritation of denying a Champions League appearance.

Preparation for exams often comes at the expense of free time, but for Bayer Leverkusen midfielder Kai Havertz it will cost him a Champions League appearance.

Teenager Havertz became the youngest player to appear in the Bundesliga for Leverkusen when he made his debut in a 2-1 defeat against Werder Bremen last October.

The 17-year-old got his first outing in the Champions League in the 4-2 defeat to Atletico Madrid in the first leg of their last-16 tie last month, but it could prove to be his last of the season with schoolwork taking priority.

Instead of travelling to Spain for the return match at the Vicente Calderon on Wednesday, Havertz will be hoping Leverkusen make the grade without him as he remains in Germany for what the club branded "important exams".

The German side will also be without injured quartet Omer Toprak, Jonathan Tah, Stefan Kiessling and Lars Bender, while Benjamin Henrichs is suspended.

 

[LEWIS540]

I dont want Matuidi, he's starting to slip but Cesc is a pretty interesting thought, not sure they would sell him to United though (even though Mata, Cech etc)

Fabinho from Monaco is my choice, he would fill the Carrick role well. Can provide cover at RB as well if needed. Or you move Herrera back and put a different mid in his current place (Kessie, Bakayoko, etc)

I read that they were scouting Danilo Pereira (Porto) last week, but Ive never really seen him play. Hes a holding mid though. @Fadeless can probably educate on that individual

Heard Strootman linked again recently. Have always been a fan whenever I watch him. If he could stay fit, he'd be an excellent signing for us, imo. By all accounts he's having a good season at Roma.

Only 1 year left on his contract too.