Premier League Thread 2016/17 v135: Allegri bless?

[Rawex]

@Rawex i am actually booking finland flights right now. not for me tho lol for one of my managers

https://www.nordicchoicehotels.com/clarion/clarion-hotel-helsinki/

Is your manager a woman? Should give her number to me, she could be my One True (as @Tules would put it).

 

[frenz]

 

[Chules]

So what did you buy?!

Hmm i would make a great dad, dont even had a kid and i stay up all night + manage to go to work everyday

genuinely, you would.

all you guys would make great parents.

hope you all find your One Trues and name your kid with some Prem Fred lingo in their name, eg Chules, Fred etc lol

 

[frenz]

i can help you out if you want lass

dem frenz and chules genetics

f'n hell

what i tell you before? youre too young. also we don't even know if your sperm works

So what did you buy?!

Hmm i would make a great dad, dont even had a kid and i stay up all night + manage to go to work everyday

laptop i guess and some other little things.

thats good. i can have the kid, sleep all night and then take her to your parents house and sleep all day whilst you work. sorted

Is your manager a woman? Should give her number to me, she could be my One True (as @Tules would put it).

married woman.

 

[Rawex]

laptop i guess and some other little things.

thats good. i can have the kid, sleep all night and then take her to your parents house and sleep all day whilst you work. sorted

married woman.

Surely those cant be that expensive?

Her?!

@Tules she is all yours.

 

[Chules]

what i tell you before? youre too young. also we don't even know if your sperm works

only one way to find out

 

[Tobago Jones]

@Rawex apparently the budget for new Avengers is $1billion

 

[frenz]

Surely those cant be that expensive?

Her?!

@Tules she is all yours.

mine was like nearly £600

rude.

 

[Chules]

@Rawex

 

[Rawex]

@Rawex apparently the budget for new Avengers is $1billion

The one with Thanos?
Also fucking hell that is alot of money, how did the previous Avengers movies do in China? Need good numbers from there, doing well in N. America and Europe dont cut it.

 

[Rawex]

mine was like nearly £600

rude.

Ohh well!

Rude?

 

[Rawex]

only one way to find out

Go to a fertility clinic and find out?

 

[frenz]

Ohh well!

Rude?

whats wrong with girls

 

[Rawex]

whats wrong with girls

Well i am looking at you and do you have rest of the day off so i can answer you?
<{ByeHomer}>

 

[frenz]

Well i am looking at you and do you have rest of the day off so i can answer you?
<{ByeHomer}>

 

[Sebbe]

Frenzy's got some attention itt. Who knows where this will end.

 

[Rawex]

Always imagined first kid being a boy or hoped whatever.

 

[Rawex]

Frenzy's got some attention itt. Who knows where this will end.

Me on the floor crying after i piss off @frenzy and she gets her nails on my balls.

Most likely outcome

 

[Chules]

@Rawex stop being a fass and fly to London ffs

you're getting advice from me of all people

 

[Sebbe]

Fox news shoots and yet again they miss. Had a swedish extremist (known racist) on their tv show without telling the audience who she really was, treating her like a regular swede in the know.
This is going out of hand.