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Locked Premier League Fred 2022/23 v13: Spuds vs ManUre and other games

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LMAO @EOW
MUPPET
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@Arqueto @650lb Sumo

No team has lost fewer games than Newcastle (one) in the Premier League this season.

This is the joint-fewest defeats the Magpies have had after 12 games of a Premier League campaign, along with 1994-95, 1995-96 and 2011-12.

They finished in the top six those three times.
 
I have a cousin who is about 5’10, fat, and ugly by all standards. He’s one of those guys who tried to be cool and funny all the time and missed by a wide margin 19/20 times. He did everything with so much confidence, though, he absolutely killed it with the ladies. Batted so far out of his league, it amazed me.

I remember crashing on his sofa when I was a senior in high school and he was a freshman in college. Some girl he brought home that night, at least an 8/10, left the house around 1 am. She woke me up on her way out, so I’m comfortable in saying that maybe 20 minutes passed before there was a knock at the door, I opened it to see an even hotter chick at the front door saying she was there to see my cousin. She went upstairs and was gone before I woke up in the morning.

I think he’d struggle to land anything over a 5 in today’s online dating world. He’d come off as an ugly, overweight douche, as his confidence would not be conveyed across a computer screen.

bet your cousin had a legendary pipe game. What a lad!
 
@Arqueto @650lb Sumo

No team has lost fewer games than Newcastle (one) in the Premier League this season.

This is the joint-fewest defeats the Magpies have had after 12 games of a Premier League campaign, along with 1994-95, 1995-96 and 2011-12.

They finished in the top six those three times.

Only Arsenal and Citeh have a better GD right now too.

New owners have said if we are close to a European spot in January they are going to go for it and spend.
 
bet your cousin had a legendary pipe game. What a lad!
Possibly, but even that he was able to even convince these women to have 5 minute conversations with him was impressive, much less get them to take his pants off.

I’d be with him at a bar, and he’d drop these cringeworthy lines that would make me embarrassed to be standing next to him, yet he’d get a positive response. Made me want to follow up with, “Seriously, that worked on you?!”

His older brother was the exact same way with women. He had the same weight and looks issues, except he’s one of the funniest people I’ve ever been around. So I get it with him—confidence + fantastic sense of humor.
 
New owners have said if we are close to a European spot in January they are going to go for it and spend.
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As Sam Fender once sang, yoos lot are just getting started

Love how Newcastle have slowly done it, doing it quietly ish to what people thought, getting stable then going HAM.

Man City sheikhs gonna be shitting themselves soon.
 
the way he always goes in on Lloris for drinking whenever he f's up lmao.

Lol'd in the first 40 seconds. We were oooooooooozin sauce

Neyalmiron <45><45><45>
 
Xavi is definitely not going to be long in Barca. He's putting the same players that are liability. I think Bayern game will cement that.
 


haha, I was just watching that. He hasn't slept in two days and Eddie said he could have the day off but he said no and wanted to play. Bruno is already a Toon legend but in another couple of seasons he could be up there with big Al.

We need to give him a new contract a.s.a.p.
 
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