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Still below us. Cunt
Not for long the way you're racking up those L's fam.
Smacked up off every Bruno in the league this week.
Still below us. Cunt
oof
I have a cousin who is about 5’10, fat, and ugly by all standards. He’s one of those guys who tried to be cool and funny all the time and missed by a wide margin 19/20 times. He did everything with so much confidence, though, he absolutely killed it with the ladies. Batted so far out of his league, it amazed me.
I remember crashing on his sofa when I was a senior in high school and he was a freshman in college. Some girl he brought home that night, at least an 8/10, left the house around 1 am. She woke me up on her way out, so I’m comfortable in saying that maybe 20 minutes passed before there was a knock at the door, I opened it to see an even hotter chick at the front door saying she was there to see my cousin. She went upstairs and was gone before I woke up in the morning.
I think he’d struggle to land anything over a 5 in today’s online dating world. He’d come off as an ugly, overweight douche, as his confidence would not be conveyed across a computer screen.
@Arqueto @650lb Sumo
No team has lost fewer games than Newcastle (one) in the Premier League this season.
This is the joint-fewest defeats the Magpies have had after 12 games of a Premier League campaign, along with 1994-95, 1995-96 and 2011-12.
They finished in the top six those three times.
Possibly, but even that he was able to even convince these women to have 5 minute conversations with him was impressive, much less get them to take his pants off.bet your cousin had a legendary pipe game. What a lad!
New owners have said if we are close to a European spot in January they are going to go for it and spend.
Watching his other football team lose at home.Anyone seen @Carl Drogo?
Watching his other football team lose at home.
the way he always goes in on Lloris for drinking whenever he f's up lmao.
Lol'd in the first 40 seconds. We were oooooooooozin sauce
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