Futbol Premier League 2024/25 Thread - v4: Isak wants OUT of Newcastle Edition ⚽️💫

[lsa]

Wish I was a nurse at times. Just write “doctor informed” to cover your back legally and pass the buck

I also wish you were a nurse.

 

[lsa]

@lsa @isa do you think this mug has been lying the whole time? He doesn't even know how to treat a broken toe which ironically requires no treatment. Odd for Dr. Foot Fetish innit...

Of course he has been lying this whole time.
I think he might actually be a porter with a pill problem ´who also steals scrubs and sell them on eBay

 

[Chules]

I also wish you were a nurse.

Why

 

[lsa]

Why

Then I could call you nurse Chules.

 

[Chules]

@lsa @isa do you think this mug has been lying the whole time? He doesn't even know how to treat a broken toe which ironically requires no treatment. Odd for Dr. Foot Fetish innit...

You mug I said to tape it as soon as I first saw the post!! I just @‘d Mob coz he had personal experience with it. I graduated from the best med uni in London. Am I a prik!?

 

[lsa]

You mug I said to tape it as soon as I first saw the post!! I just @‘d Mob coz he had personal experience with it. I graduated from the best med uni in London. Am I a prik!?

'That is what a porter with a pill problem would say

 

[LEWIS540]

Isak going to get a pay bump and a release clause for next summer. @Arqueto What messed up your summer is not having your administration in order and going for targets that were outside of you level.

Why would that make sense? He’s got 3 years left, right.

Pretty sure that’s what Napoli did with Oshimhen, though he only had 18 months.

They ended up with an unhappy player making 250k p/w for 4 years, who Conte didn’t want, with a buyout no one was willing to pay.

Basically they have to sell him for 125m this summer or hope he has another good season and sell him next summer for 125m.

 

[lsa]

Why would that make sense? He’s got 3 years left, right.

Pretty sure that’s what Napoli did with Oshimhen, though he only had 18 months.

They ended up with an unhappy player making 250k p/w for 4 years, who Conte didn’t want, with a buyout no one was willing to pay.

Basically they have to sell him for 125m this summer or hope he has another good season and sell him next summer for 125m.

Watch Isak make him self impossible

 

[Deffid]

+ @BroRogan



The comments lol

 

[FadeLess]

Lol @ the doctor tagging me.

Depends on the break but generally no cast needed and they heal in their own. Just keep it iced and clean.

Thank you.

 

[Chules]

+ @BroRogan



The comments lol

 

[lsa]

Thank you.

If you like, I can chop it off for you.

 

[LEWIS540]

We have no CEO; we can't force him to work, as he has some rare form of blood cancer and the SD walked right before they started moving on targets unexpectedly. Mitchell was part of the Isak mess too, though.

I doubt we would have even gone for some of these targets if it wasn't for Isak acting like a nob and going back on his word. We would have replaced Wilson with Wissa and strengthened the areas that need it the most, like defence and midfield.

Honestly, it’s not the fact he changed his mind which is deplorable…..it’s football. Everyone is self serving. (Clubs fuck over players they no longer want far more than players fuck over clubs).

It’s the fact he did it so close to the start of the season.

If this came out in May, satisfactory conclusion could have been reached for all.

 

[Deffid]

Lol‘d

 

[Chules]

@Concrete @Deffid @LilMountain @Cuzcatlan @Marko Atanasovik @fingercuffs @helax @Rawex

 

[LEWIS540]

The only way fans will accept him is if he fires his agent and makes a public apology blaming it on bad advice and smoking crack. He's an absolute dickhead for what he has done to the club this summer and his agent is a total fraud who is banned from other clubs.

Winning hatrick in the CL might do it.

If he stays, I really hope we get the badge kiss when he scores a consolation goal in a 1-4 defeat to Liverpool. Imagine the rustle!

 

[xtramob]

I think you mean "male" nurse.

 

[Chules]

@DS7

 

[Possum Jenkins]

26-27 season might start with Real starting Isak upfront and Barca with Haaland. Or other way around. Ofc cant rule out PSG getting Isak or Haaland (though Dembele as nr 9 worked for them and still have Ramos + Kolo Muani in the team).
But speaking of PSG, saw some claim/headline that summer 26 he has 90m buyout clause on his contract. If that is the case, EPL teams, Real, Atletico andBarca will be offering that. Maybe Bayern too.

Ugh lets assume Rodri gets back to his old form.
Rodri-Vitinha-Reijnders, @Possum Jenkins

Beastinha finally getting the respect he deserves but I still wanna see him either in the Prem or La Liga.

It'd be amazing to see him at Barca of course but unlikely.

 

[Arqueto]

Honestly, it’s not the fact he changed his mind which is deplorable…..it’s football. Everyone is self serving. (Clubs fuck over players they no longer want far more than players fuck over clubs).

It’s the fact he did it so close to the start of the season.

If this came out in May, satisfactory conclusion could have been reached for all.

Yeah, that is my point. It's the timing in which he has done it that fucked up the summer. He gave his word that if they made the CL, he would stay (for at least another year) and he went back on that right as deals were being put into place.

They wanted to rebuild the defence this summer as it's ageing out; Trippier is 35, Schar is 34, and Burn is 34 this year. Then they wanted to bring in two midfielders, one long-term replacement for Joelinton and one to rotate with Bruno and Tonali. Longstaff left and Willock was supposed to be getting moved on too but then Isak spat his dummy out and they needed to change things. Willock's transfer was blocked and they had to hold off on moving for defensive targets.

Isak not only fucked up the transfer plans but shirt sales too. The promotion of the new shirt was built around him. Doubt we would have even tried for some of these strikers if Isak hadn't gone back on his word.